Headlines

Candid Yams: Beyoncé & Jay-Z Still At Sea

Kid Fury September 7, 2012 Candid Yams 25 Comments

While the MTV kids were drooling over astronaut awards in Los Angeles last night, Beyoncé and Jay-Z were still sailing the French Riviera being rich and black without a single care available.

The couple was seen taking a Kevin Hart-sized boat to shore briefly before returning to their yacht where Blue Ivy most likely colored a map to her treasure chest full of snatched wigs and feelings.

Photos: Bauer Griffin

ExcuseMeLace

“taking a Kevin Hart-sized boat to shore” …………..Still not here for this
http://twitter.com/DePharrella ∞ηεℜđ∞

The “4You” Embedded on the yatch .hmmm

http://twitter.com/Nicoley410 Nicole

yess!!! thats the first thing i noticed, black excellence at its best

FrostBiteMuah

Noticed that too. Wonder if Jay gave that to Bey as a gift *swoons*

Donkeykongdaddy

Umm, nawl. 4You is just the name of the yacht, it’s a charter. But that ho costs 200K to rent for a week.

Miles

Kevin Hart really isnt that funny! I’m with you fury
Missmarchmommy

beyonce looks beautiful as usual but J… them shorts… chile bye!
http://twitter.com/MJinGlasses M.J.

Look at them. They are just enjoying life on the high seas, while teaching Blue about love, respect, honesty, and being on top of her game.

I want them to adopt me.
Joseline’s Adam’s Apple

Jay is the last person I expected to wear shorts as high as those.

http://twitter.com/bandaidripper Basquiat

Do people actually still wear shorts that look like wide-legged capris? Those were dark, dark times.

Joseline’s Adam’s Apple

lmfaoo yes they do unfortutely

http://twitter.com/IvyBlueCarter7 Ivy Blue Carter

they look cute together but i cant believe chris brown forgot to put on his boxers at http://kelsnetwork.blogspot.com/
http://twitter.com/FlyGirl_804 LadyBug

Beyonce is slaying on vacation and I love it. Jay Z you can not wear shorts that color and that length with Jordans. I’m sorry its just shouldn’t happen in this natural life. Blue I’m sure was relaxing on the yacht playing with the tiny French wigs she snatched and throwing them to the side once she was bored.
Alicia Collins

He needs some Sperrys, though.
http://www.the10thcloud.com/ Coonye West

Every time I see pictures of the Delectable Dereon Duchess’s feet I’m shocked that they don’t look like raw peppered steaks. I mean.. I’ve seen women who wear heels once in a blue moon and their bunions look like a damn 6th toe. It’s not cute, ladies.

In my head Jay massages dem feets daily. And then waxes his legs.

http://twitter.com/SHARONShaie SharpShooter

I love the Carters!

http://twitter.com/potterfan92 Raina

Kevin Hart sized boat though LMAO!!
http://twitter.com/CheckMyPrice Barack Yomomma

I should have known the VMAs weren’t going to be good since King Bey wasn’t going to bless us like Jesus did at the last supper. She’s too busy being important to show up, and I think that’s the biggest shade of them all
Lei

i think they’re swim trunks…not shorts. i’ll give trunks that length a pass
DeezNuts!

Somebody oughta pop Jay on the side of the head with a rat tail comb for those lime green daisy dukes though… No hate, IJS…
Trch1097

Why Bey gotta have her bodyguard with her when Jay is there??? That’s so fucking weird. Damn Jay, you can’t protect your woman on a boat? lol.
SecretDivva

Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! “Snatched wigs and feelings”. Sounds about right. I wonder if Keri Hilson’s wigs and feelings are amongst the rubbish or if they’ve already been tossed out to sea..

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000095085944 Michael SuperNintendo Green

I don’t think Keri has any wigs left to be snatched

Soulspa

The fact that Bey needs nary a purse nor shoes is what’s great. Moreover, they can wear whatever they want, they’re relaxing and NOT dressing for us. They’re on a whole other level of wealth we all dream about. No need critiquing anything they wear or do. Just sigh.

DeezNuts!

I don’t “dream” about wealth, so you can keep your we’s & oui’s because you’re speaking french. I am “VERY” content! (w/my NeNe Leakes attitude). And if I don’t like the lime green dukes, I don’t like’em. “I can say something!” You don’t tell me what to do. Find you some kids to boss bew!