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Candid Yams: Vivica Fox, Jennifer Lopez, Rita Ora

Kid Fury August 30, 2012 Candid Yams 17 Comments

Aunt Viv made an appearance at Good Afternoon America today in New York City. She gave the kids a sharp red dress and some dope Chrisitan Louboutin heels. Too bad her face never snapped back from Jim Henson mode, but the lining of this cloud is still silver, girl.

Jennifer Lopez arrived in Miami today with her four-year old twins, Max & Emme, and her ~~butch queen~~ boyfriend, Casper Smart. The ex-Idol judge wore a striped Maxi dress and a raggedy Karcoochie bun. Fun in the South Beach sun!

Rita Ora showed up to perform at ITV Studios in London today for a performance, as she’s still promoting her debut album, ORA. It’s fun how she and her outfit are the same color as the sidewalk. More exciting than her album, in fact.

Photos: Pacific Coast, Fame Fly, Bauer Griffin

yvesbeaumont

Viv looks good…shave off the zoom feature a little.
http://www.the10thcloud.com/ Coonye West

Rita Ora’s titties always look like they’ve been bolted down. Like her stylists don’t trust that they’ll behave themselves.
We out here trynna function

“It’s fun how she and her outfit are the same color as the sidewalk. More exciting than her album, in fact.” DEAD ;__;
http://soundcloud.com/CSemJshah Ms. I Stay 1Hunna

Well at least Vivica’s face loosened up from all them lifts…had me worried for a while.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1255341160 Kasey Toomuchcoffeeboi Tucker

I think Mamma Dee looks good in red!…Gone head Boo!
- Suchalady
  
  oh…shit. She would look great if the skin on her face wasn’t pulled back so damn tight.
Joseph Hernandez’s translator

Does Rita Repulsa has vitiligo? She looks bleached.
- SoulGlo
  
  she’s Albanian… their skin is not the color of Brandy’s….
Hater

I never get Rita Ora’s look and I don’t believe the girl is 21 years old not even 25.
On this picture the outfit the hair the boobs everything screams 35-40 years old.
I think her whole martketing and act is so confused.
I mean the music is emotionless, storyless, pop without enough edge, fun but in a corny already seen kind of way.. its all a good C minus. totally not art or useful in this musical landscape. Which is why I don’t understand why roc nation is pushing her so hard.
They are trying to use the same formula as Rihanna. foreign girl whith colorful attitude and style but at least Rihanna has personality. She is tired now but for the most part the girl is lively. She is even more interesting than her music which is what makes her a natural born super star hate it or love it.
But Rita.. gosh… Rita Ora, she has no Aura, she isn’t even beautiful and she is just not… doing it.
I wish they d stop trying so hard to shove artist without a message down our throat.
I mean I just don’t get it. I hope she finds her path but she is not it yet, and to see all the budget behind her… I just don’t get it. Roc nation is tired. They need to rethink their whole shpeel . Innovate, stop serving lukewarm dishes. This is not it. As a matter of fact, go away for a minute.
- Dannielle Simms
  
  Everything you said is right!
Kay

I think there’s sumthin wrong with my eyes, cause I STILL DON’T SEE IT FOR RITA! & Viv better keep werkin!
http://twitter.com/1xMJ M.J.

Rita looks nice, while Vivica… well… such a nice blue sky.

J.Lo… *shrugs and walks away*
Zels Photo

Why did Rita want to be a chameleon ? the dress, the hair, the sidewalk, smh ugh.
Brittabg

Dead at raggedy Karcoochie bun
http://www.facebook.com/Jaxx.Atta.Hayford Jacqueline Jaxx Atta-Hayford

YES when you said Vivica was in Jim Henson Mode. Her face is serving me cartoon character/Miss Piggy in that picture. Her dress is gorgeous though.

And Rita’s dress is as beige and bland as her music, so….
Oralinjection

Rihrun Oral Gum paste actually looked more fit for a jubilee . As for Viv ..Lay off the Soul Food .
http://profile.yahoo.com/RHK3DGNDUEZVRT7KIZRUYCQZNQ Joel

Rita face is SNATCHED!!