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Candid Yams: Nicole Shirleycaeser Arrives At ‘X-Factor’ Bootcamp

Kid Fury July 20, 2012 Candid Yams 20 Comments

Well since Britney Spears and Demi Lovato have stepped in as judges for The X-Factor USA, Nicole Schizophrenia got the boot as everyone expected. Nobody here really liked her.

However with Kelly Rowland leaving The X-Factor UK panel (Blue Ivy probably demanded it), Nicole managed to nab that position along with a cool million dollar contract. Here she is arriving at the show’s bootcamp in Liverpool today.

Reports say that she burst into an ocean of tears during one contestant’s performance of a love song today. Filming had to be stopped so three make-up artists could re-apply her stained cosmetics. Oh, girl.

Source: Pacific Coast

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  • miles

    Im not here for Nicole SchloshingAngusburger 

    but yall know Blue Ivy was not having her personal Diaper attendant/bed maker gone in the U.K. She snatched that wig and brought her ass back to her tribeca palace to serve with grace

  • Kingphoenix

    No you didn’t just call this girl Nicole Shirleycaesar….you just blocked all your blessings, at this very moment Yolanda Adams, Donny McClurkin, Kirk Franklin, Michelle Williams, BeBe AND CeCe Winans and the rest of the gospel girls are forming a prayer circle rebuking in the name of their fairy godmother Shirley….Let me get of this blasted site because i don’t want no part of this. Just came here to warn you.

  • Dreadenette

    I thought you meant Nicole Spamburger was trying out for X-factor…

  • Nicki’s Left Ass Cheek

    Its seems as if our HoneySuckle Diamond Encrusted Princess needs her nanny in the States with her. After all, snatching wigs is hard to do. Of Course Nicole Sasquatchcakes had to take her place. It’s a recession and working the pole isn’t that lucrative anymore. 

  • http://twitter.com/1xMJ M.J.

    Nicole Shollcantgetright will be better off hawking fake loans with Octomon’s desperate ass.

  • keilo

    Nicole Shellbecomingroundthemountainwhenshecomes has always been so pretty to me…

    She has the personality of a bag of cool ranch doritos..dry as shit…but she’s a beautiful woman…

  • http://twitter.com/ohjasminee Jasmine Robinson

    Bless her. Madam Shrimpscampi is fighting for her limelight ever since the rest of those pussies stepped down from their 15 minutes of fame after they stayed getting niggas in trouble for wishing their baby mama’s were hot like them. I’ll let her try, it’s hard out here for the hoes, too. 

    • http://twitter.com/bandaidripper Brandon

      As quiet as it’s kept, the Pussycat Dolls sold 52 million records. 

  • Nate

    Girl… fall back and become a bank attendant or something. If it hasn’t happened already, it’s never going to happen.

  • Michele Lee

    Oh Nicole Shouldn’tYouknowbetterbynow, I had such hopes for you girl.  A pretty face, you give me the fashion I need to survive at times and now this…..girl…what us gon do?

  • http://soundcloud.com/CSemJshah Ms. I Stay 100

    I’ma need y’all to fall back off my Nicole Sirloinburger..lmao. Sending that little girl home that one season devastated the hell out of her. I don’t know why she is trying to be a judge on another talent show. hahaha. Blue Ivy put her size 7 months Balenciaga booties down and said, “Ms. Rowland what do you think you’re doing?”

  • Missmarchmommy

    I hope this works of for Nicole Sellphoneringer 

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  • Kwan

    Sucks for the U.K….. Nicole Swimgood just needs to let go and let Jesus take the wheel. She essentially didn’t vote the girl off, she sent it into dead lock but common sense either way the girl was going home. That po girl had that worship cry after America gave her the boot po baby.

  • Kay

    Nicole Shawarma should just get herself a rich ass dude, produce some good babies & get the checks, cause I STILL don’t see it for her.

  • http://twitter.com/CheckMyPrice Barack Yomomma

    The only reason Nicole Singlikeabanshee is relevant is because Princess Blue Ivy told Kelly to bring her ass back. Guess she said can’t nobody wipe my ass better than you

  • http://twitter.com/DearLeader10 MacArthur Genius

    Nicole Shirleycaesar…Lord have mercy Fury, where do you get this stuff?!

  • http://www.facebook.com/kels.anin Kels Anin

    i miss kelly rowland!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/Chry5ta1 Chrystal (Wyzit)

    dead at these surname remixes – her and Kantgetasimpletatoo need to do battle!

  • James

    The hate, the shade…why? I admitt-she does not need to be a part of any talent shows because she has way too much talent to “just be criticizing someone else’s talent. She needs to be (Performing).