Candid Yams: Kanye Kardashian Treats His Yamp To Broadway Date

More angry Kanye fans/stans will throw things at her in the street like they did Caillou. At least I hope they do. *eats apple* 

Kanye and Kim aka Lady & The Tramp

wrI’ve done everything I know how, including the rattling cat bones and chicken beaks in a circle during a full moon and whispering prayers to summon the sweet spirit of Dr. Donda West so she could keep her precious baby from the clutches of the  evil and wretched “Booty Monster.”

That hole…lmao

Don’t know how he could do it knowing EVER N**a he’s knows has thrown up in that old kat.  Kim, gives what’s left …the last few crumbs of that elastic cooch a rest.    ** 

Dear Kim’s Cooch,
Please take this entire  back row of seats thank you. 
Signed Kim’s Cervix

As much as I wanna believe this is real (because I think he really would shape her family & her up) I think this is all bullshit. I like Ye but him doing this fake ass show is so not cool.

Whatever, to each their own. She needs to stay away from Bey & Blue and we all good.

She looks pregnant.