Apparently Brian McKnight has reappeared with plans of releasing an “adult mixtape” in the near future. His first project is a song called “If You’re Ready To Learn” where he offers to teach women the advanced skills of their vaginas such as squirting.
These lyrics are working over a 10-piece nugget meal that I ate three days ago — I can feel it. It’s bad enough that he’s rocking that bloody mohawk at 42-years old. I just want to be wrapped in a dental dam and left to heal.