Celebrity Advice: Chrianna Coochie

Feb 23 2012

Celebrity Advice: Chrianna Coochie

Written by Kid Fury

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- Madumpeach
  
  Thank You! I needed this testimony in my life.
- Nate
  
  You said everything–and I mean absolutely everything–that needs to be said.
  
  Rihanna: wise the fuck up and stop being a stunt queen. Chris: grow the fuck up, shut your mouth, and shut down your Twitter. And Creampuff: shut your legs and move on to a man who will treat you right… exclusively!
- Uknouwantme3
  
  lmao
- KeeKs
  
  Am I alone in thinking that Kar-coochie is just there as a cover up? I mean, I don’t spend time with them personally (obviously) but all the shots I see of them are her just lingering like the cool chick in the crew. Reaching? Maybe. Is she insecure about Rih-Rih? What woman wouldn’t be when your boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend is an international superstar? le sigh. I gotta stop giving so many damns that I’m teetering on the brink of giving a f*ck.
- Me
  
  Sodomy…ha!!
- Franny Glass
  
  i adore you! MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY, from beginning to end… i used to hate rihanna but i love that bitch now. LOVE HER NO SHAME ASS… i dl’ed ‘talk that talk’ and enjoyed it immensely, then the bitch woke up yesterday morning and said’ THEY GONE LEARN TODAY!’ <3 it
- Icepryncess
  
  I got my life from this.
- Brittany
  
  i’m still tryna figure out what’s the point of him havin a gf if he steady talkin/fuckin/meetin up with Curry Goat.
- Anonymous
  
  I died at Kawasaki. I was put in a Walmart casket at Calabasas. I was eulogized and buried at California-Roll. I was resurrected and transcended at Carbunkle.
- 80sbabydoll
  
  LMFAO @ Kung Fu Panda…California Roll *dead*
  @09a9743c87d31268649928532f57c1a6:disqus
  You’re a damn fool Fury!
- Shellbee
  
  LOL!!!!! Nigga, if you had come up with one more name for that chile, I’d have jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge. “Crab Shack”???!!! Sheeee-it! Real talk. Chris Brown has enablers, when what he needs are handlers. They know he’s semi(?)-retarded. He should NEVER EVER be allowed to speak without supervision.
- http://twitter.com/xTinaChrisx Christina H
  
  Welp, and there it is!! and can I just reiterate that I absolutely ADORE you Kid Fury. I got my life, thank you sir.
- MissDom
  
  Somebody needed to say that and Im glad it was you.
- Vataurus84
  
  1.Being a member of the “don’t give a fuck” crew myself, I would be lying if I said I cared.
  2. As a female who is VERY territorial in terms of romantic relationships, I find it hard to believe that she is cool with this fuckery.
  3. How do you go from being in a commited relationship/living with someone to full fledged ”open relationship”?!??… Speaking from experience with my ex showing his entire ass and cheating, I think you need to re-evaluate your position on team breezy before he trades you for another captin on his roster boo. There are too many men in this world to be dogged out by one or letting yourself think it’s cool to be used.
  
  ***In the words of Kid Fury:”Love is Helen Keller. Love is blind and mute, cuz when you have love you can’t see shit and you can’t hear a bitch.”
- BRE
  
  I could listen to you all day!!!
  
  xxBRE
- BitchICan’tEvenSpellWelfare
  
  @Fury:disqus , the realest to ever do it.& I now believe in love again. *bats eyelashes*
- GEM
  
  YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
- ShayShay
  
  After seeing this post I am further convince that somewhere in our Caribbean past, we share an ancestor or two..I personally believe that they never stopped hooking up or communicating, and they too have joined the “don’t give a fuck” mafia. This a publicity stunt if I’ve ever seen one
- Anonymous
  
  lol @ the Free Remy shirt.
- http://twitter.com/ANDARIEG0 Alcides Marte
  
  Kawasaki. I LOVE IT.
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