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Chicago Woman Charged With Domestic Battery After Throwing Cupcakes At Her Husband

Kid Fury October 17, 2011 Elite Fuckery!, That's A Damn Shame, WTF?! 19 Comments

Sixty-year old Chicago wife, Dawn Montesdeoca was charged with a misdemeanor of domestic battery after she allegedly clobbered her husband Arturo, 56, with a bunch of cupcakes on Saturday. Police got a call from the husbad, who claims he was “in fear” of his safety and wanted his wife arrested.

Cops arrived at the couple’s home in South Western and Arturo was said to be covered in frosting, according to a police report. The wife, Dawn, admitted to the delicious assault and was taken to jail where her bail was set at $10,000!

The gag is: Dawn’s husband has been arrested three times since 2003 for domestic violence and battery charges, which were all dropped.

What kind of madness is that? I would love for someone to chuck cupcakes at me in an argument. I’d initiate so many fights for those types of consequences. Arturo is a lame.

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  • http://twitter.com/MistyKKilla Misty Knight

    Despite the light hearted nature of this post, I for one take this case extremely serious.
    And seeing as how it’s in the city of Chicago, I feel significant one fact needs to be clarified….

    Where were the cupcakes from? This is very, very important…I’d hate to think she wasted
    a Flirty Cupcake in such a nature, no one wastes Pineapple rum, champagne, and gin soaked strawberried confections of Christ so recklessly. Naw that had to be some left over easter surplus shit from Aldi’s, or Sam’s club. I also find it hard to understand how Arturo couldn’t dodge those miniature ass Aldi’s cupcakes, being thrown by an elderly latina woman.. how do you not run out the room,start eating them bitches, or just swat that shit out the way? How you just stand there..and get assaulted with cupcakes?

    • http://twitter.com/woodenvagina Steph B

      lol I should have refreshed this page before writing my comment below you.

    • Bigdreama2

       lmao..too funny
      ..
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    • Jshaw2384

      Heck yeah, lol was that an advertisement(NICE):)

  • http://twitter.com/woodenvagina Steph B

    This is all upsetting and everything but what kind of cupcakes were they? 

  • Anonymous

    I wish someone would throw these at me. I really want it to happen.

    • http://twitter.com/MistyKKilla Misty Knight

      I’m saying.that is not “abuse” its called seduction…or foreplay

  • Shellbee

    I wish someone would pelt me with some red velvet ones. I wouldn’t press charges. Arturo baby, the humiliation and ridicule you are going to suffer from calling the police for this…… Not worth it. Arturo, the Joke of Chi-Town. *smh*

  • Deda

    This ignant bastid is in fear of his life because she threw cupcakes at him?? Really Arturo, really? 
    Eat the cake Anna Mae game proper.

    *Headed out to start a fight at the nearest bakery.*

  • Deda

    This ignant bastid is in fear of his life because she threw cupcakes at him?? Really Arturo, really? 
    Eat the cake Anna Mae game proper.

    *Headed out to start a fight at the nearest bakery.*

  • JAYE

    I want someone to throw Cakelove red velvet & salty caramel cupcakes at me. Arturo betta be a damn diabetic!

  • Brittany

    who the hell gets assaulted by cupcakes and call the cops. i bet they had a good laugh

  • http://twitter.com/Nicoley410 Nicole Churchville

    unless she cant cook and they were rock hard, this is ALWAYS considered a good time. hes trippin.

  • Suchalady

    Crumbs cupcakes thrown at me would be heaven…what a punk ass.

  • http://twitter.com/DaKiddSuperman LC

    Publix cupcakes?? cuz no one beats Publix’ bakery.. wait.. they dont have cupcakes up north.. nvm..

  • http://twitter.com/DaKiddSuperman LC

    Publix cupcakes?? cuz no one beats Publix’ bakery.. wait.. they dont have cupcakes up north.. nvm..

  • Christy13

    If they were Yellow Cake, then I’d be afraid.

  • In All Seriousness

    Well there was batter involved.

    • ButterNut

      How is this not the funniest, most voted post here? Hilarious!