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Monthly Archives: May 2014

Jay-Z Hosts ‘Extraordinary’ Carnival in NYC

Jay-Z Hosts ‘Extraordinary’ Carnival in NYC

Father of the Holy Fetus held a big carnival at the pier in NYC last night as part of The Shawn Carter Foundation’s “Making the Ordinary Extraordinary” fundraiser. The charity event stacked racks atop racks in order to help the financially burdened pursue higher education. Tickets were $1000 each, and so I kept my broke [...]

September 30, 2011 Kid Fury A Little Something Good, Ballin Outta Control 5

Nicki Minaj Bringing Roman Back For Next Album

Nicki Minaj Bringing Roman Back For Next Album

Before we move forward, let’s have a moment of silence for the chicken wing necklace this woman is wearing. Thank you. Nicki Minaj very briefly talked about her sophomore album at the iHeartRadio Music Festival. Apparently, her rough alter-ego and Lil Kim’s milk-money thief, Roman Zolanski, will return in a major way. [...]

September 27, 2011 Kid Fury The Life of a Barbie Girl 21

Video Shoot: Rihanna Finds Love In Her Bare Nipples

Video Shoot: Rihanna Finds Love In Her Bare Nipples

Curry Goat recently shot the video for her new single, “We Found Love”, while in some grassy meadow in Ireland. Of course, The Bajan princess found reason to show lots of skin and even pranced around the rented location with her chest grenades fully exposed. I’m not surprised, because it’s Rihanna and nobody really dislikes [...]

September 27, 2011 Kid Fury Curry Goat Tales, Ho Shit For New Kicks!, The Sweet Taste of Publicity 13

Album Cover: Drake – Take Care

Album Cover: Drake – Take Care

Aubrey: The Hip-Hop Eeyore has revealed the cover to his upcoming sophomore album, Take Care. It fits my overall thought of his image — a young man surrounded by fancy treats who is daydreaming about heartache and Steel Magnolias. [source] [...]

September 24, 2011 Kid Fury Album Covers, I Guess, Chile 26

Britney Spears To Beyoncé: “Take Two Or Three Years Off”

Britney Spears To Beyoncé: “Take Two Or Three Years Off”

Britney Spears had a little mommy advice for Beyoncé when she spoke to MTV News recently. “Just embrace it fully. And just to…do whatever you want to do,” The Femme Fatale said. “If you want to take two or three years off…because, you know, they grow so fast; it happens so fast. Just treasure the [...]

September 23, 2011 Kid Fury Memoirs of a Creole, Oh, You Tried That! 17

Jennifer Williams: A Basketball Fly Birthday

Jennifer Williams: A Basketball Fly Birthday

Ms. Acuvue Colors celebrated her birthday in New York yesterday, with special guests Tank and Maino. There were no other basketball flies in sight, but word is that Jen and Evelyn are currently feuding. Whatever, there are photos of Tank involved. Feel free. [...]

September 23, 2011 Kid Fury The Sweet Taste of Publicity 30

Rewind: Khia’s Motivational Speech

Rewind: Khia’s Motivational Speech

When Khia isn’t shading the popular girls and cooking baked bean casseroles, she usually finds time to hit us with thought-provoking and poetic sermons that are made to uplift and inspire the spirit. Take this little number for instance. It’s called “I Refuse”. Let it move you. [...]

September 22, 2011 Kid Fury YAAASSSSS!!! 29

Kim Kardashyknees Debuts Jewels At Bloomies

Kim Kardashyknees Debuts Jewels At Bloomies

Kimberly Kardashyknees appeared at Bloomingdale’s 59th Street in NYC to debut her new jewelry line, Belle Noel, and greet her fans yesterday. She looked quite nice, as she usually does. I don’t have shit else to say. [...]

September 22, 2011 Kid Fury Get To These Dollars!, I Got Nothing 5

Beyoncé Shines Blue At Pulse Fragance Launch

Beyoncé Shines Blue At Pulse Fragance Launch

While these Bajan pop girls were searching for romance in hopeless apartment buildings, Grand High Epic Belly Holy Mother of The Grammys attended the launch of her new fragrance Pulse in NYC. Get into her shimmering blue outfit and unbothered expression as the lesser girls scramble for studio time. More pictures below! [...]

September 22, 2011 Kid Fury Memoirs of a Creole 4

New Music: Rihanna – We Found Love

New Music: Rihanna – We Found Love

While Curry Goat is still sailing on a single from her album LOUD, which was released less than a year ago, she has now dropped her first single from the sixth Rihanna album. the track is called “We Found Love” and features Calvin Harris. This is another Euro-dubstep track for you to fist-pump yourself into [...]

September 22, 2011 Kid Fury Curry Goat Tales, New Music 15