Rihanna Mae Bullock was caught in a heated vocal battle recently! Who do you think should sashay away?
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Jul 29 2010
Kizzy Row Gets Pushed Back Yet Again
Why won’t these people let Kizzy’s parade of glitter and CVS brand lubricant be great?
The as-yet-untitled third album from Rowland is now scheduled to arrive on November 2, Rap-Up.com has learned. The project, for which she’s collaborated with Ne-Yo, David Guetta, and Bangladesh, was previously set to drop a week earlier on October 26.
Ms. Kelly is currently in the Land Down Under for an international promo tour. She performed at the Optus Love Lounge in Sydney for the Australian launch of the iPhone 4 and has been visiting radio stations.
She was interviewed by The Daily Telegraph where she spoke about a new girl power anthem she recorded called “I’m That Chick.” She also hopes to write with “American Idol” runner-up Adam Lambert. [Rap-Up]
Jul 29 2010The Passionate Queens of Huntsville, Alabama
Rape is no laughing matter. It is a serious subject — one that Antoine Dodson does not take lightly. Don’t get your ass whooped out on that block!
Thanks @steenfox!
Jul 29 2010Five Things To Expect From @KanyeWest
Still from Kanye's upcoming "Power" video
Now that our girl Kanye is finally riding her tricycle through the Twitter streets, people are eagerly pressing their noses against their electronic devices awaiting her every tweet. No one queen should have all that power. Anyway, I thought I would jot down a few notes on things you can expect from Ms. West now that her twat is up!
1. Frequent Tweets About Shoes, Art, Big-Breasted Women, and Other Random Fancy Shit.
This one has already been proven. Check out Miss Thing’s twitpic account. Within just one day, we have learned that ‘Ye likes classical music, drinking water out of goblets, and her nipples only get erect in the backseat of a Maybach. Please pay attention!2. Plenty of Amber Rose Shade.
That has already begun. I predict that he will have young Baldilocks blocked and reported for spam by supper.3. Numerous Visits To Twitter Jail
Let’s hope Justin Beiber doesn’t win an award over Beyoncé at this year’s VMAs. You know security is going to be waiting on the sidelines with tasers and brass knuckles if Kanye even thinks about speaking out of turn. Basically, there will be plenty of Twitter rants from our assertive sister and Twitter will likely have that ass on lock up regularly.4. Even More Arrogance.
She’s already on her way to 250,000 followers in just over 24 hours. You know that bussy is moist.5. Account Deletion.
Soon enough however, Kanye will do or say something to aggravate and/or offend a large group of people. Then numbers 2-4 will take place all at once, we will see a “Twitter doesn’t care about black people” post, and that account will be gone. This will probably take place sometime next year. Besides, Beyoncé is not on Twitter and Jay-Z never uses his — Kanye has nobody to play with. Whenever another shiny new play thing snags her interest, she’s gonna pump it to the left.Be prepared.
Jul 27 2010Kandi Buress Can Be A Freak…
…every day of every week. Wha-Wha!
The Real Housewives star flew above all the haters this week and invited fans out to her Atlanta boutique, TAGS, for a a pole-dancing lesson. The retail industry is vicious and a bitch has gotta make these sales…even if it means the owner has to put together a Hoe Shit workshop. Don’t judge Kandi — I hear CitiTrends is working on a Spin It Like A Spinning Top Seminar hosted by Sissy Nobby! Sign up before all the spots fill up!
Rhymes With Snitch has the rest!
Jul 27 2010Geisha’s Muse Revealed
Jul 27 2010Wyclef Considers Running For President of Haiti
Can’t say I didn’t smell this one coming.
Musician Wyclef Jean is thinking about running for President of Haiti, CNN’s Sara Holbrooke reported on a blog post. The Haitian-American told CNN, “I can’t sing forever,” and that he’s already filled out the paperwork required for a presidential run. The French-language Canadian publication Le Droit first reported the story over the weekend, and suggested that Jean could be in a good position to battle the rampant corruption of his Caribbean homeland since he’s already wealthy. [CBS News]
Well, it’s always marvelous to see our people going out and making a difference. I wasn’t going to announce this so soon, but I am thinking about running for president of Obama’s Beauty Supply and South Miami Heights. I believe that with my wit and vigor, ice cream trucks will once again roam the streets in the hood, prices of yaki will drop, and Red Lobster will bring back all-you-can-eat shrimp!
Jul 27 2010Trina – White Girl (f. Flo Rida & Git Fresh)
I have got to give it to KaTrina Laverne — she may not be the best female lyricist, but she definitely keeps herself relevant. This chick went from sugar water, hot sausages, and Liberty City dreams to dropping her fifth album. Not many women make it that far, especially after be punctured by Dwayne Carter’s man meat.
I’m not crazy about this record (personally I prefer the smooth sounds of “Dang-A-Lang”), but I have witnessed the response from the lacefront warriors and butch queens during club hours. I’ve never seen so many people clap them thighs in my life. The video probably could have had a few more scenes in it; the whole thing was pretty basic. However, I’m sure Khia will still grind her teeth in disgust and Geisha will continue walking with her heavy pussy.
Meh.
Jul 26 2010Puffy Needs To Pay Up!
The city of New York is tired of Miss L’Seana Combs parading around their streets and shooting off fireworks every time Filthy Coupons has a new video out. They want their money now!
Diddy and Bad Boy Entertainment owe almost a million dollars to the city for illegally placing promotional posters around the city.
A rep for Bad Boy has explained to the city that the $996,000 bill was paid years ago by a partnering company. Their claim is currently under review.
Money owed to the city has reportedly resulted in the funding for schools and day care centers being cut.
“We are going to find these people,” the Finance Commissioner of New York City, David Frankel, explained to the New York Daily News. “We’re going to turn them upside down by their ankles and we’re going to shake them until the money comes out of their pockets.” [Hip-Hop DX]
Chile.
On the bright side, Diddy is probably quite used to having his ankles in the air by now, and I’m sure that Ciroc money will blow this whole thing over quickly. Let’s hope so, because we all know black celebs and NYC officers do not mix well.
Jul 26 2010Ill Na Na Defined
These elder female MCs are going through it. iCant!
Last night our big sis in Christ, Foxy Brown, hit the stage at B.B. King’s Bar & Grill in NYC looking like a used condom stuck under Rick Ross’ mattress. Her hair is ratchet, her thighs are rubbing like alcohol, her breasts are overflowing from that outfit, the woman behind her is over it…there was clearly a lot going on.
I still love this woman. At least she made certain that her panties and her fingernail polish matched. We have to give credit where it is due, don’t we?
My girl Karen Civil has all the tea from last night’s show.
