photo courtesy of KodakBoi at KiddUNot.comNow, personally I don’t get drunk in the clubs and I don’t give a frog’s fat ass if you’ve heard differently! I’m posting this in hopes that it can assist some other drunken monkey from showing out in the clubhouse! I’m not judging anyone…so don’t judge me.
1. Memory Loss — Too much alcohol can and will make your entire night one huge blur — like the stretch marks on Kat Stacks vagina! It is possible that you may not remember how you got home, where your draws are, and/or the stories of you dancing on a bar in all white with your legs lifted up and your bussy-popping performance to Nicki Minaj records…but we’re not talking about me!
2. Sexual Vulnerability — Being drunk in public leaves you totally vulnerable to the “lil’ freaks” who are looking to take advantage of the tipsy. Hopefully, if you do get too loose in public, you will have friends around to look after you. However, it is still possible that you will feel several unidentified people squeeze your booty buttcheeks, and then you receive text messages the next morning from folks you don’t remember giving your number to…not me though.
3. The Damn Internet — The tweets are watching. Everyone has a camera of some sort and will be more than eager to post your flowing juices on the web. You don’t wanna make the blogs looking like this on Sunday morning…glad it’s not me.
Lol… you are so very correct about those things. Personally drunk ppl look so dumb these days especially when they are falling all over the floor and puking their brains out. Lol
by jelly
Hope you tweet about Glee tonight
by Chi
All I can say is…..WELCOME BACK FURY!
Drunken behavior is not cute in 2010. I know a few people who don’t remember what they did when they were drunk.
by MzVirgo
LMAO *Dead* ….That look, PRICELESS!
by KodakBoi
I am one of those people who take advantage of the tipsy. But not strangers because thats #trife
by evolvin
LOL! Not A ONE can judge! Happens to the best of us. Every ‘Life of the Party’ has experienced ONE night where they have to take EVERYONE ELSE’S word that they had a fun
by Admissions Vixen
i loves me some fury, but why the hell do you look like a midget sitting in that one pic?! xoxo all love though
by blakbuttaflie
My sister was a great example for me. She couldn’t handle her liquor and luckily her friends always got her home but then the next day she didn’t remember anything. I knew right then and there I would NEVER let that happen to me.
Welcome back, Kid!
by Shazza
i’ve been waiting FOREVER for you to blog and this is all you come with? smh!
lol @ ur face though…that shit always has me crack the hell up!
by miko
I’ve been a victim of drunk in public syndrome, but from this day forward No More! All thanks to you Kid Fury
by sunshyne84
face down, ass up, clothes off, broke off, dozed off
by Christy