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Dec 18 2009

Get Your Shit, And Get Out!

Written by Kid Fury

If you are trying to escape from The Wig Crypt, the time is now. Seems like The Creole Dynasty is distracted!

Tina Knowles filed divorce papers in Harris County, Texas last month, in an attempt to end their almost 31-year marriage. In the documents, it says Tina and Matthew “ceased to live together as husband and wife on or about January 5, 2009″ — the exact day of their 30th wedding anniversary.

Back in October, Mathew was hit with a paternity lawsuit from a woman who’s not his wife — no word if that affected Tina’s decision to pull the plug. [Bitch, what do you think? -- Kid Fury]

Mathew has been Beyonce’s manager for years, so there could be a ton of cash up for grabs in the split.

[source]

*cue Irreplaceable*

In Ch.....,Matthew Knowles Is Not Pleased!,Memoirs of a Creole,That's A Damn Shame
- facefacefacebeautyface
  
  you left out the best part: the couple has two children, Beyonce and “Beyonce’s younger sister.” Oooh, damn, Miss Solange the girls are not even using your God Given Name. SHADE!
- http://www.twitter.com/itspaidaa P_CHI.
  
  ^^LOL! I noticed that too! Its a hard knock life solo-angel…^^
- peachesc
  
  i *heart* u kid fury for that damn gif. that just made my day
- hmm
  
  put a root on his ass celestine!
- babygirlja
  
  Who’s gonna get solange?
- you know it
  
  Poor Solange can’t get no respect. I’m sure Bey will also be worrying about Jay too afterall, he did let Supahead suck his dick. Bey won’t be able to pop her ass when she’s 55.
- http://Twitter/DaBest_Brigitte DaBest_Brigitte
  
  Smdh papa knowles is a rollin stone….dats right creole mama get dat alo-money~ get it bish!
- Rocio
  
  Ooo Fury you just took me a little higher with that Waiting To Exhale .Gif.
- http://www.quickscatchup.com Quick
  
  …they’ll get back together in a year or so, and Beyonce will talk about how it inspired her to write such-and-such song on her latest album. These Creoles are so predictable.
- Beyonce’s english Tutor
  
  ….we all saw this coming….
- Beyonce’s english Tutor
  
  AND WE KNOW YOU STILL GOT A LOVE CHILD ON THE WAY MATTHEW YOU AIN’T SLICK YOU SNEAKY BITCH
- Me
  
  Who gets Kizzy’s slave services and how will the wig crypt holdings be divided? He should be glad to get out alive because Tina’s root game ain’t nothin’ to fuck with!
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- Karamo’s Forehead
  
  ::flips to the shopping channel to see if any of that tacky Lady Tina shit is on sale:::
- whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut??
  
  i personally think that the whole situation is very maury povich-ish…LOOK @ beyonce, yes, she is her mother’s child but, she looks NOTHING like Matthew! Like Judge Hatchett says “HE IS NOT THAT CHILD’S FATHER!!” And Kelly is tit for tat…i’ve seen this played out in many a ghetto familias ad nauseum.
  Will make for a good Destiny’s Child movie just like The Jackson’s American Dream.
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