Blame your cousins and the creator of the webcam!
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Dec 15 2009
Don’t Blame Beyoncé!
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I was slain by the underarm foliage.
NOT gon be able to do it. Not today.
by Optometrist
I don’t understand… Did the welfare case worker leave the room and she took advantage of the computer while she could?
by @Leci_83
Surely this creature is not a lady of Dereon!!
-The awkward dancing- Was a module from Ms.Keri Baby’s school of Stiffness
-The unenthused haphazard movements lack of stage presence& catatonic facials,- Ms. Fenty’s Acadamey
-The sporadic off beat lip synching with the occasional vocals- Ms. Spearz Alternative Scholasitcs
-The Jack-O-Lantern teeth courtesy of Party City
- The underarms -Captain Caveman
- 2 peice pj set- The Dollar Tree
- Physique- Courtesy of Beastly from the Care Bares
Now if I could only figure out how she got her stomach to mime?
by Misty Knight
She is clearly doing this at somebody’s office. THIS is the problem with hiring an office worker with an online education in medical billing and coding — no background checks.
You ain’t right, Fury. Yeen right.
by Lolastarshine
Frankie play too much….keyshia come get ur mama…she @ it again…what a geek monstah!!~courtsey of BET cuz we specialize in coonery fuckery!
by DaBest_Brigitte
*blinks* I.Just.Can’t!
by sunshyne84
Who actually made it through all 6 minutes of that BS?
by Rocio
if she dont shave her arms wonder what her poonanay look like? *shutters*
by deezy
Bitch go sit down *bitched slapped*
by MrsJefferson
Everytime I come here a piece of my soul is slaughtered
by babygirlja
yo self esteem is that high…
by hmm
well i’ll b damned.
LMAO @ teeth courtesy of Party City
by reddfoxx77
Watched this on mute and I swear before gawd it syncs perfectly with Hall and Oates “Maneater”. Whoever is the rightful occupier of that Office wondered the next morning why it smelled like Hot Underarms and Despair.
by Patrice
unfortunately we all KNOW that somebody was happy to tap that
by you know it
I sat for an entire 6:13 w/ my forehead wrinkled in confusion. Now I have a slight headache.
I was disappointed too because normally hood girls can dance their asses off. #fail Also anyone else who may be reading this, if your ass is sharp (meaning it has points) don’t bunk over and dance on tables…..that is all.
LMAO @ Patrice for bringing Hall and Oates in this mess.
by Allie Wellington
@ #7 – *raises hand in shame* I did watch the whole thing, should I be judged harsher than this dope fiend for making this?
@ #8 – DEAD
Ion’t think this is nobody office. This is her dayum room! Did her daddy peek in & say sumpin’ to her?????
Is she slow?
by ItzYaGurrrl
this is nothing but A HOT FUNKY MOVING MESS IN A LITTLE GIRL’S WAL-MART SLEEPWEAR SET! i don’t even know where to begin…but I do have a question, who’s office is this? because someone needs to warn them before then go in there the next day.
straight foolishness
by Naomi
LMAO @ MISTY KNIGHT & ITZYAGURRRL, GBR… HE-LARRY-US!!!!!!
It’s one thing to make a video for personal entertainment purposes, but to actually post it, WOW! *FAIL*
…wait did her daddy just come in the room????
by CepCep
gurl plz delete dis ASAP DIS IZ TU MUCH OF AN EMBARRASSMENT TU YUR PARENTS ESPECIALLY YUR FATHER WHAT IZ HE GONNA SAY WHEN HE SEE DIS WELL DAMN PRADA
by cescily gooden
guuul how much for lessons? LOOK OUT BEYONCE U GOT SOME COMPETITION GURL!
by Karol Denise
iCant! iCant! iCant!
Those brillo pads in her armpits just killed me softly.
And where was she? At Penny Woods’ social worker’s office???
by TheIntriguing1
FLAVOR FLAAAAAAAAAAAV
by Mister
see…………….*sigh*……….what?…………….why?………..I STILL BLAME BEYAKI!!!LOL
by CIARA NEEDS MORE PEOPLE
i could only stomach 19 seconds of this MESS.
GOD,IF I WATCHED IT ANY LONGER MY FACE WOULD HAVE MELTED LIKE THAT DUDE IN RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARC.
by CIARA NEEDS MORE PEOPLE
These are the last days.
by grafittix
I uh..I watched it. And honestly, if grandpa coming in to ask her to turn it down didnt shame her into oblivion I dont know what WE can do for her. All’s I wanna know is who was she tryin to look casual for and WHY was she staring at the ceiling like she didnt know the camera was there…did she dedicate this one to the saints?
by Tiara
What I want to know is why she was showing off that gut throughout the whole video. Her progressively worse dancing and “Stripping” made it worse. I only got through about a minute but then I saw her grandad came in so I had to see that LOL
by WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
I. Can’t. Just disturbing and… uh… *vomits* … sickening.
by Fearless
if you would only give me five…. TEN minutes. I cold doll this bitch up just right and then push her down a flight of stairs. Trust me the stairs are necessary. They will keep her from ever trying to dance again.
by Ignats82
She’s mentally disabled, right? she’s got the fetal alcohal syndrome eyes the cromag forehead. Shaking her ass in her dad’s home office while unashamed when she’d busted. And had the nerve to finish dancing. She’s got to be special. Them armpits were killin it.
by Alicia
I have a list……
1. The bad weave…Looks like someone glued black construction paper to her head and ran over it with scissors.
2. Those teeth….She looks like she had one too many chocolate bars.
3. The after-baby belly….enough said.
4. Did she just stop to take her pants off???? *gag*
5. The stopping and starting of “dancing” to rearrange her camera.
6. Apparently, her dancing in this room is not new because the room looks like it smells like boiled ass and pork rinds.
7. She dances for the old man because he was not startled at the site.
8. The sitting down on the desk to pat her weave was an obvious attempt for a break.
9. The popping her “booty” that looked like she was tryna flip those flapjacks…I’m sorry, “breasts” over.
and finally number 10.
Climbing on top of a table to demonstrate what NOT to do on a HoodTube video.
Women. Please save the children from Friday Fuckery.
by ClassicVSKyara