Dec 10 2009

Mo’Nique Blanks Out!

Written by Kid Fury

Derek Blanks just keeps cranking out these flicks! Now Precious’ mama is getting the star treatment!

I love Mo’Nique so very much and these photos are beautiful, but that damn talk show on EBT is far too many things. The yelling, the soon-to-be-unemployed guests, the senior citizens in the audience — it’s a bit much. Then all that dancing in the intro is ridiculous. I can go to Winn-Dixie, buy a ham, come home, cook that bitch all the way through, and make fresh biscuits from scratch, and everybody will still be dancing on The Mo’Nique show. 

I tried to get my life, and I failed. Still Mo’Nique is wonderful and Oscar-bound! Anyway, back to the pretty pictures.

In Get Your Life Queen!,I Love You But No!,I Stan Because I Can,Killing You With Them Legs -- Better Yet Them Thighs!,Toot Up That Ass!

14 Comments »

1. 

   Ooh chile! Mo’Nique so serious! Work it girl!

   by So Shia

2. 

   these pics are very pretty,and i am i2i with u and her show. i have yet to get through a whole episode. the last time i tried to watch was when them faries from prettay rikay were on. i just wish she would speak with her inside voice…

   by neyo's # one dick supplier

3. 

   I’m mad that I got the exact same pedestal sink in my bathroom….

   by MCsuchNsuch

4. 

   I think the pics are beautiful, but I have to agree with you about that show. I cannot stand her screaming or the dancing. It is just TOO much. Love your site!!!

   by Ms.Homboi

5. 

   Mo’s pics are gorgeous! She looks amazing. I stan for her, hairy legs and all. Can’t do the show. I watched one episode, the one with Avant, me and Moms were unimpressed.

   by hiphopmuse

6. 

   NICE! These pics were featured in UPTOWN magazine last month too…

   by Greens N Cornbread

7. 

   … why must I cry?

   by SESSAY!SCORPIO

8. 

   work bitch…

   by hmm

9. 

   Gurl, u so serious actress & whatnot. Let’s not forget the professor Oglevee days.

   by Ms.M

10. 

    D Blanks is getting to the money! and he does great work-

    by Quick

11. 

    Fury, I agree with you regarding her show. My favorite episode was when Niecy Nash was her guest and was the spokesperson for Kmart layaway (yes, layaway!). Monique wanted to be like Oprah and told the audience that everyone got $50 gift cards from Kmart. I quit the show afterwards.

    The pics are nice though, I wish she would get rid of the half wig pieces.

    by MzVirgo

12. 

    These pics are BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

    by Kita

13. 

    Monique is looking FIERCE!!!

    by Shazza

14. 

    Girl, you so multifaceted!

    by YOU GONE EAT YO CONE-BREAD?!?

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