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  • Dec 10 2009

    Chris Brown Rates Women

    Written by Kid Fury

    So, Funkmaster Flex had a radio session with Jax Brown, and of course they had the little heavyweight play some stupid game — like radio folk always do. One by one, he gave female celebrities superficial scores, just like boys usually do when it’s raining and they have nothing else to get into.

    I would really like to take Beaver Brown and stuff him in an empty Hennessy bottle with Rihanna, and then drop it in Biscayne Bay and watch it float away forever. Maybe the two of them can rekindle their love…or maybe a seagull will eat them. Either way, I win.

    In Bitch Sonic Boom!,Chile.....,Just Go Home!

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    3 Comments »

    1. WTF! Beaver gave a *SIX* 2 AMERIE… I THROW MY WIGs @ him!!!

      by Greens N Cornbread

    2. Seriously, who cares what this negro thinks about anybody

      by J

    3. He may have given Amerie a six, but all major album critics gave his CD a 1 out of 4 or 5 stars. FAIL.

      by Me

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