It’s Like A Box Of Chocolates!

There’s nothing like a good old trip down to Wal-Mart to make your fuckery meter hit code red and burst in delight. Come on, you know you have walked around in that bitch only in hopes of bumping into a tragedy or two. I can always count on finding someone’s mother perusing the frozen food section, wearing a nightie and clutching a Florida Lotto ticket. That’s reason enough for me to head out there on a random weeknight.

Anyway, here are some photos of Wal-Mart shoppers and their variety packs of fun. Don’t forget to bookmark for a daily laugh.

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  • DomiShauntel

    You already know T-Pain’s daddy goes there STRICTLY for the young mamas (literally).

  • lau

    imma need to go to walmart and buy me a casket
    coz all this fuckery will be the death of me.

  • DaBest_Brigitte

    Bootsie long lost twin. i aint stun yall.. Wha dee fuc is dat orange shit on he/she head lookin like bruce bruce and the other fuckery ugggh.. 2010 im verry scared *gets my bible and holy oil* the devil iz a liar satan i rebuke in the name of jesus. In my madeas voice *HALLELUURJAH*

  • MzVirgo

    I have concerns about the second pic, is this man wearing underwear underneath? I hope he’s not looking for any sausage or salami, he should be concerned with his own?

  • C.

    That lady with the green thing on look like she walkin like Aunt Esther

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  • Screwed Priorities

    Man, I thought they only looked like that in Atlanta.

  • Ms.M

    So. . .you just gone put yo baby in a shopping cart & RECLINE?

  • Fearless

    Pic 1. LOL no comment

    Pic 2. MZ.VIRGO said it all.

    Pic 3. She buying two towels the same color as her hair… I got five dollars that says she gone make something to wear outta em.

    Pic 4 She so bad, she makes the floor sweat… DON’T ACT LIKE YOU DON’T SEE ALL THOSE WET FLOOR SIGNS!

    Pic 5 Ummm WHERE THE HELL is DHS when you need them!!!

  • Fearless

    My bad they’re blankets. Makes even more sense…