There’s nothing like a good old trip down to Wal-Mart to make your fuckery meter hit code red and burst in delight. Come on, you know you have walked around in that bitch only in hopes of bumping into a tragedy or two. I can always count on finding someone’s mother perusing the frozen food section, wearing a nightie and clutching a Florida Lotto ticket. That’s reason enough for me to head out there on a random weeknight.
Anyway, here are some photos of Wal-Mart shoppers and their variety packs of fun. Don’t forget to bookmark PeopleofWalMart.com for a daily laugh.
You already know T-Pain’s daddy goes there STRICTLY for the young mamas (literally).
by DomiShauntel
imma need to go to walmart and buy me a casket
coz all this fuckery will be the death of me.
by lau
Bootsie long lost twin. i aint stun yall.. Wha dee fuc is dat orange shit on he/she head lookin like bruce bruce and the other fuckery ugggh.. 2010 im verry scared *gets my bible and holy oil* the devil iz a liar satan i rebuke in the name of jesus. In my madeas voice *HALLELUURJAH*
by DaBest_Brigitte
I have concerns about the second pic, is this man wearing underwear underneath? I hope he’s not looking for any sausage or salami, he should be concerned with his own?
by MzVirgo
That lady with the green thing on look like she walkin like Aunt Esther
by C.
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Man, I thought they only looked like that in Atlanta.
by Screwed Priorities
So. . .you just gone put yo baby in a shopping cart & RECLINE?
by Ms.M
Pic 1. LOL no comment
Pic 2. MZ.VIRGO said it all.
Pic 3. She buying two towels the same color as her hair… I got five dollars that says she gone make something to wear outta em.
Pic 4 She so bad, she makes the floor sweat… DON’T ACT LIKE YOU DON’T SEE ALL THOSE WET FLOOR SIGNS!
Pic 5 Ummm WHERE THE HELL is DHS when you need them!!!
by Fearless
My bad they’re blankets. Makes even more sense…
by Fearless