Shouldn’t Have Given You Twitter: Mary J. Blige

Nov 13 2009

Shouldn’t Have Given You Twitter: Mary J. Blige

Written by Kid Fury

Aunt Mary is tired of you pigeons talking bad about her and her SAT scores. She is not dumb! Don’t worry about her splitting the word “underestimate” in two — it doesn’t have to make sense! So what if she can’t spell “intelligence” correctly? You are not her parent/guardian! Ms. Blige is hooked on music, not phonics! Deal with it!

[DAMN. SHAME!]

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- Karamo’s Forehead
  
  Precious’ Mama game proper.
- http://breezydaze.tumblr.com Bree
  
  that tweet =
  
  “hooked on music, not phonics”…*dead*
- http://elegantignance.com Crystal
  
  ….
  …….
  ………..
  I got nothin.
- http://kisforkarats.blogspot.com K
  
  The irony….
- KIZZY R Bus Pass
  
  Did Fantasia proof read that tweet?
- DaBest_Brigitte
  
  In Da Fab Words of Sheree * NOW WHO GON CHECK ME BOO?*…..POW….POW! (BAAAAAAAYBEE)
- http://hiphopmuse.com hiphopmuse
  
  I’m just wondering who that is in her twitter profile pic? I guess I shouldn’t understand estimate her twitter pic game.
- http://www.twitter.com/SouthernQueenD SouthernQueenD
  
  Oh, Mary…you make it too easy
- babygirlja
  
  Fury, why u do this? I’m trying to respect the queen but damn it Mary. I can’t
- D
  
  Twitter is going to bring this world to an end.
- DaBest_Brigitte
  
  @hiphopmuse: da default pic is her when she was younger
- hmm
  
  ima need mary to get her damn GED
- missesvirgo
  
  I’m just wondering how at the age of forty…something and being in the business for at LEAST 15 years, also being an advocate for women/young girls she can stand there proudly with no education. doesn’t she think she owes it to HERSELF let alone to all the females she advocates for to at LEAST do the MINIMUM and get a damn GED?! good lord! I love love looooove me some mary and would kick a chick in the head for talking bad about her but…c’mon mary, you deserve to do better at LEAST for self…or hire someone to proofread ya shit!
- Daisy
  
  LMAO I’m so embarrassed for her. She always sounds a bit incomprehensible when she speaks, but some people are not public speakers, or they think faster than they speak, so their words get jumbled. It’s official though- she’s a dumb a$$ and it hurts me to speak like that about someone, but it’s true. What makes it even worse though, is that “her people” probably tell her how smart she is. EPIC FAIL!!!
- Brown Suga
  
  Yall better stop talkin about auntie Mary before he step-daughter come and punch you in the face
- http://mzvirgo.com/ MzVirgo
  
  I thought she was working on getting her GED?
  
  This is where she needs to let her assistant do all the tweeting on Twitter.
- ManDown
  
  Damn…I love ya Mary but that’s just….unfortunate *side eye*
  
  She’s still more articulate than Beyaki.
- Endya
  
  this is sad. on so many levels
  I wouldn’t be surprised if some US official leaked secrets of an attack on twitter. Twitter will be the downfall of man.
- http://blogginandbullshyt.blogspot.com/ Misty Knight
  
  Sooooo are we gonna start a petition for twitter to include a spell and grammar check?
  Or are we gonna keep laughing @ the slow kids?
  
  “understand estimate” ?
  Por que Mary! por que !
- ZestBaby
  
  “Understand estimate” LOL
  
  I love you Mary but damn….
- C.
  
  (Tries not to laugh or make jokes)
  
  Mary IS the Queen of Hip-Hop/R&B Soul. Mary IS the Queen of Hip-Hop/R&B Soul…
- grafittix
  
  Further evidence that Twitter is the work of the devil.
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- CaramelKiss
  
  *sigh* Wowzers. Just when you grow to admire and respect an individual for some major progress they’ve made in their lives, they go & negate it with something so simple yet unfortunate.
  
  Mary, you know you can do better. I believe in you and your music. Please no more tweeting until you get some more english, grammar and vocabulary under your belt. It would do you a disservice to do otherwise.
- poyesha
  
  lmaoooooooooooooooo
- http://Twitter.com/Juana4ev Joja86
  
  And then she had the nerve to apologize with errors in the tweet again! “So Sorry for my miss spelling of the word Intelligence. Thanks for checking me. This is how we learn. 3:08 PM Nov 13th “
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- Juggist
  
  “So Sorry for my miss spelling of the word Intelligence. Thanks for checking me. This is how we learn” 12:08 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  
  She thought she only murdered “intelligence” and not “Understand Estimate”.
- Candy0923
  
  DAMN…I love Mary to death…but honestly this is sad…she really needs to get it together..cant blame this on t9….
- Fearless
  
  ^^^ but maybe she had auto complete or some type of predictive text app on and was just typin too fast… *rolling eyes* I just start laughing everytime I see “understand estimate” smh
- me
  
  love me some mary but i can not stop laughing omg lol
- Riri
  
  Ya’ll need to leave Mary alone, I love her to death. I mean its okay that she can’t spell because she has talent that’s all that matters. (Side note, you’d be surprised at the amount of people on twitter that can’t spell a damn word, and they’re celebrities, smh!)
- M0ChA
  
  oh man yu all are hilarious! *wiping tears from eyes* i was dying over here lmfaoo
- LMFAOOO
  
  she later on wrote a tweet that said her iphone fucked up the tweet. probably that predictive text.
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- brittany
  
  lol
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