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  • Nov 13 2009

    Shouldn’t Have Given You Twitter: Mary J. Blige

    Written by Kid Fury

    Aunt Mary is tired of you pigeons talking bad about her and her SAT scores. She is not dumb! Don’t worry about her splitting the word “underestimate” in two — it doesn’t have to make sense! So what if she can’t spell “intelligence” correctly? You are not her parent/guardian! Ms. Blige is hooked on music, not phonics! Deal with it!

    [DAMN. SHAME!]

    In Celebrity Tweets,Have A Seat!,Just Be Quiet!,That's A Damn Shame,You Are Too Old For This!

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    35 Comments »

    1. Precious’ Mama game proper.

      by Karamo's Forehead

    2. that tweet = :(

      “hooked on music, not phonics”…*dead*

      by Bree

    3. ….
      …….
      ………..
      I got nothin.

      by Crystal

    4. The irony….

      by K

    5. Did Fantasia proof read that tweet?

      by KIZZY R Bus Pass

    6. In Da Fab Words of Sheree * NOW WHO GON CHECK ME BOO?*…..POW….POW! (BAAAAAAAYBEE)

      by DaBest_Brigitte

    7. I’m just wondering who that is in her twitter profile pic? I guess I shouldn’t understand estimate her twitter pic game.

      by hiphopmuse

    8. Oh, Mary…you make it too easy

      by SouthernQueenD

    9. Fury, why u do this? I’m trying to respect the queen but damn it Mary. I can’t

      by babygirlja

    10. Twitter is going to bring this world to an end.

      by D

    11. @hiphopmuse: da default pic is her when she was younger

      by DaBest_Brigitte

    12. ima need mary to get her damn GED

      by hmm

    13. I’m just wondering how at the age of forty…something and being in the business for at LEAST 15 years, also being an advocate for women/young girls she can stand there proudly with no education. doesn’t she think she owes it to HERSELF let alone to all the females she advocates for to at LEAST do the MINIMUM and get a damn GED?! good lord! I love love looooove me some mary and would kick a chick in the head for talking bad about her but…c’mon mary, you deserve to do better at LEAST for self…or hire someone to proofread ya shit!

      by missesvirgo

    14. LMAO I’m so embarrassed for her. She always sounds a bit incomprehensible when she speaks, but some people are not public speakers, or they think faster than they speak, so their words get jumbled. It’s official though- she’s a dumb a$$ and it hurts me to speak like that about someone, but it’s true. What makes it even worse though, is that “her people” probably tell her how smart she is. EPIC FAIL!!!

      by Daisy

    15. Yall better stop talkin about auntie Mary before he step-daughter come and punch you in the face

      by Brown Suga

    16. I thought she was working on getting her GED?

      This is where she needs to let her assistant do all the tweeting on Twitter.

      by MzVirgo

    17. Damn…I love ya Mary but that’s just….unfortunate *side eye*

      She’s still more articulate than Beyaki.

      by ManDown

    18. this is sad. on so many levels
      I wouldn’t be surprised if some US official leaked secrets of an attack on twitter. Twitter will be the downfall of man.

      by Endya

    19. Sooooo are we gonna start a petition for twitter to include a spell and grammar check?
      Or are we gonna keep laughing @ the slow kids?

      “understand estimate” ?
      Por que Mary! por que ! :(

      by Misty Knight

    20. “Understand estimate” LOL

      I love you Mary but damn….

      by ZestBaby

    21. (Tries not to laugh or make jokes)

      Mary IS the Queen of Hip-Hop/R&B Soul. Mary IS the Queen of Hip-Hop/R&B Soul…

      by C.

    22. Further evidence that Twitter is the work of the devil.

      by grafittix

    23. [...] The House of Fury: Aunt Mary is tired of you pigeons talking bad about her and her SAT scores. She is not dumb! Don’t worry about her splitting the word “underestimate” in two — it doesn’t have to make sense! So what if she can’t spell “intelligence” correctly? You are not her parent/guardian! Ms. Blige is hooked on music, not phonics! Deal with it! [...]

      by [CRUNK + DISORDERLY] Immature Media Lives Here! » Jacking For Posts: Shouldn’t Have Given You Twitter

    24. *sigh* Wowzers. Just when you grow to admire and respect an individual for some major progress they’ve made in their lives, they go & negate it with something so simple yet unfortunate.

      Mary, you know you can do better. I believe in you and your music. Please no more tweeting until you get some more english, grammar and vocabulary under your belt. It would do you a disservice to do otherwise.

      by CaramelKiss

    25. lmaoooooooooooooooo

      by poyesha

    26. And then she had the nerve to apologize with errors in the tweet again! “So Sorry for my miss spelling of the word Intelligence. Thanks for checking me. This is how we learn. 3:08 PM Nov 13th “

      by Joja86

    27. [...] [The Fury] SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: “Mary J. Blige Says “Don’t Understand Estimate Her Intelligents””, url: “http://highbridnation.com/2009/11/18/mary-j-blige-says-dont-understand-estimate-her-intelligents/” }); [...]

      by » Mary J. Blige Says “Don’t Understand Estimate Her Intelligents” | Highbrid Nation | Because Knowledge is Power

    28. “So Sorry for my miss spelling of the word Intelligence. Thanks for checking me. This is how we learn” 12:08 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie

      She thought she only murdered “intelligence” and not “Understand Estimate”.

      by Juggist

    29. DAMN…I love Mary to death…but honestly this is sad…she really needs to get it together..cant blame this on t9….

      by Candy0923

    30. ^^^ but maybe she had auto complete or some type of predictive text app on and was just typin too fast… *rolling eyes* I just start laughing everytime I see “understand estimate” smh

      by Fearless

    31. love me some mary but i can not stop laughing omg lol

      by me

    32. Ya’ll need to leave Mary alone, I love her to death. I mean its okay that she can’t spell because she has talent that’s all that matters. (Side note, you’d be surprised at the amount of people on twitter that can’t spell a damn word, and they’re celebrities, smh!)

      by Riri

    33. oh man yu all are hilarious! *wiping tears from eyes* i was dying over here lmfaoo

      by M0ChA

    34. she later on wrote a tweet that said her iphone fucked up the tweet. probably that predictive text.

      by LMFAOOO

    35. [...] twitter is not a press conference, press release or therapist. The above image comes courtesy of So Furious, and is just another example of a celeb who can stand to not have access to those 140 characters. [...]

      by LooseNeck.com » Blog Archive » Top 8 Things We Want To See Less of in 2010

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