The Chris Brown Verdict

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.October.21st.2009 in Chile....., New Music, Put It In Prayer, When Will This Shit End?


The King of Iron Fist is dropping his new “ballet” today and it’s a mighty emotional piece. The song is called “Crawl” (beaver behavior, child) and it is Christopher’s touchy expression of continuing to love someone after a break-up and all that jazz — honestly, he should have just sang “Rihanna, please bring that big skull back to me!”

Survey says:

Allow me to wipe my eyes as the tragic vibes leave the room. I can’t take the suffering these kids are exposing through these records! This is more heartbreaking than when Checker’s took the Big Buford off the menu.

Now, that I’ve gotten all that sarcasm out, I will admit that Chris and Rihanna’s vocals have grown more tolerable lately. There’s the bright side — that’s all I’ve got.

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11 COMMENTS!
#1

D
October 21, 2009 @ 3:19 PM

Raw emotion. The next coming of MJ my ass.

Damn, their relationship seemed effed up. It might be a blessing that the assault went down.
How you gonna beat a bish then talk about crawling? That’s why she has a gun to her head.

#2

FCKERY.IMMUNE
October 21, 2009 @ 5:00 PM

he whines..she writes sings Got her name on a song about playing Russian Roulette and LOSING..(I refuse to believe its a metaphor for love, her edgy literal translation is more entertaiing to me)

when all we’d love for both of them to do is stfu about it instead of milking it and go back to doing whatever people -be-sayin- they -kinda- good at…

<_< I do like this song, but I liked it better when it wasn’t him singing it. yay for DEMOS!

#3

FCKERY.IMMUNE
October 21, 2009 @ 5:10 PM

furthermore, we talk about them “talkigna bout each other ” on their songs..but neither of them writes their own music. so this must be what some writer thought would be interseting and Rihanna related for chris to say..and we all know Go-Go’s messy ass..

I can’t. I feel like Blohan on Mean girls. I want to stop talking about it, but its like word vomit. everyone needs to be educated and warned against this epitome of fuckery.

#4

10 cents
October 21, 2009 @ 5:19 PM

i like it, but this mess with him and rihanna is like the never ending story

#5

Creole queen's box of popeye's
October 21, 2009 @ 6:03 PM

How you gonna beat a bish then talk about crawling? That’s why she has a gun to her head.<<<Seriously…log the hell off and don’t ever come back.

#6

Misty Knight
October 21, 2009 @ 9:28 PM

Wait.Wait.Wait
Checkers doesnt serve the Big Buford anymore?! :(

This song is alright even though it gives me Tedder vibes, but I hope the majority of thier albums isnt gonna be about some loathsome yearning for a love lost and shyt.

Neither of them sing too well in my book, so the less ballads the better.

#7

LadyR
October 21, 2009 @ 9:42 PM

i like it, cute ballad. his love songs r always gud in my opinion. im a dedicated chris brown music supporter! :) i luv rih rih too, she got hits.

#8

Bettyboopbbw
October 21, 2009 @ 11:51 PM

Listening to Rihanna is like my period coming on for the first time in 5th period over and over and over… and bloody over again. Make it stop!!

#9

DaBest_Brigitte
October 22, 2009 @ 4:17 PM

Des kids need Dr.Phil dey need help. I guess dis thing with abuse,Divorces,commenting suicide,and break ups are the *in the new* fa selling records. Smh.what da fuc is wrong wit dis generation? Whatever happin to the real mary jz, R. Kellyz,and Jodeciz?…smfh

#10

D.Luxe1
October 22, 2009 @ 4:54 PM

Co-Sign with Fuckery.Immune. The demo is the BUSINESS. It’s one of those songs that just needs a little bit of those YT sprinkles. FAIL for CB, and I don’t give a damn either way.

#11

Taj
October 22, 2009 @ 10:18 PM

His voice STILL doesn`t do it for me. But at least he`s got some talent buried under all that glowstick foolishness and fuckery shit.

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