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  • Oct 13 2009

    DJ Khaled Loves Grease!

    Written by Kid Fury

    The jokes just write themselves.

    In I Eat Bitches Like You Erryday,That's A Damn Shame,Where The Snacks At?,You Doing The Most!

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    9 Comments »

    1. This shit right is why Americans have an obesity problem. Smh @ DJ Khaled hongray ass.

      by hiphopmuse

    2. “…moments later, DJ Khaled was rushed to the emergency room for what co-workers said were, “intense chest pains.” who the fuck eats six goddamn McDonalds biscuits in a fucking day? Big Pun wannabe as muthafucka.

      by facefacefacebeautyface

    3. He say SASHISH (sausage) too dayum hard. Let me find out he talking about a jumbo link sashish….

      by bettyboopbbw69

    4. DJ Khaled…um…those damn sash-shage biscuits are coming through your pores.

      by GtheGreat

    5. BETTYBOOPBBW69, I was laughing at that the whole time.

      And someone explain to him that if something is half off, doubling your order doesn’t save your money or your poor arteries, preferably w/ some autotune and a synth/base-heavy beat so he’ll understand the point better.

      by E.Jay

    6. yaaaaassssss

      by hmm

    7. This Nigga…It Only Food….and Sound Like Yu Do A Heart Attack Commerical My yute…

      by Iyahhype

    8. *In khaled annoyin loud voice* we hittin up mickey ds now. i told yall we was da best we global now takin over all mcdonalds near u. *side eye* dat was a bad move khaled lol fat boyz r’ us….they re baaaaac

      by MissThang09

    9. Can someone please tell me what a “Sassage” is? This is some sweet and spicy stir friend ghetto mess.

      by bb

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