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  • Oct 9 2009

    Did You Order the Metallic Cunt?

    Written by Kid Fury

    Singer/Choreographer/Queen, Jonté, quenched Tokyo’s thirst yesterday at the kick-off party for the 2010 Miss Universe in Japan. Those glistening chocolate stems he calls legs were at full throttle as he stomped cracks in the pavement — bring your plate a little bit closer!

    In case you haven’t heard of him, Jonté has choreographed videos for Beyoncé, recorded tons of crazy songs, and created a pretty large following overseas. Fashion your pussy after this delicious Hershey’s Kiss.

    In Bitch You See Me,Get Your Life Queen!,I Live!,Killing You With Them Legs -- Better Yet Them Thighs!,Stomp The Pavement Queen!,YAAASSSSS!!!

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    12 Comments »

    1. I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! He is more plastic chic than the mannequins at Old Navy. Someone tall Starbury that this is what a “barbie girl” does.

      by quantumPeach

    2. *in monique’s loud ass voice* YESSSSSSSS BAAABYYYYY

      by babygirlja

    3. now thats a bad bitch!

      by 10 cents

    4. Take note bitches!!
      For this is how it’s done.
      “Pose for the camera now *click**click*”

      by Ms.M

    5. Oh shit, I thought Chris Tucker had his overdue “black comedian who ain’t working” breakdown and I was looking at his reprisal of Ruby Rhod from the Fifth Element. First thing that went through my head was “Cooorbiiiiiinnnn…Dalllaaaassssss!”

      by E.Jay

    6. Yes indeed!! I likes me some Jonte, “Bitch You Betta” is a fave of mine.

      by shorty spice

    7. I don’t know why, but he reminds me of Silver Surfer or Max Headroom LOL. But I love the dress.

      by MzVirgo

    8. Glorious :)

      by Misty Knight

    9. miss jay?
      is that you?

      by lau

    10. wow – be still my beating heart

      by MG

    11. How can I get my legs to shine like that? What is he using on his skin? Is he wearing some kind of special pantyhose.? What do I have to do to get my skin to gleam like yours, Jonte?!?!

      by endESQ

    12. Category closed!

      Kid – Are you familiar with Kalup Linzy? You should check him out. His video “Hot Mess” is too many things: http://bit.ly/y5rgS

      by Certainslant

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