Ice-T’s hoe wife, Coco, dropped a blog on Global Grind giving advice to all the lonely buzzards who want to know how to keep their man happy. [insert long sigh]
* Make him a cold drink
* Cook him his favorite food
* Give him a body rub
* Dress in his favorite outfit or item
* Draw him a bath
* Watch all his favorite shows for a night
* Play video games with him
* And finally, kiss or lick his feet. Hehe- LOL. – very optionalUntil my next thought….
Love,
Coco
At least the list didn’t mention getting pissed on. I was almost certain that would make her Top 5. Well Coco and Ice have been married for 8 years and still seem very happy, so I guess she knows what she’s talking about. I’m sure the balloon breasts and plastic ass probably don’t hurt either.
I like how she said “until my next thought”, implying there aren’t that many. Either she’s really honest, or didn’t think that through. Maybe that’s how she keeps her man happy…?
by E.Jay
Ice T is pimping Coco and those breast look like their gonna explode
by babygirlja
She forgot
1) Roll his hair in large sponge rollers at night.
2)Be sure to call to refill his Atenolol.
3) Delude him into thinking he’s relevant
by Misty Knight
LMAO @ Misty!
by Kid Fury
I really wonder what hes gonna do w/ that big ass tattoo he has of Janet.
by tee
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