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  • Jul 17 2009

    Tips & Tricks

    Written by Kid Fury

    Ice-T’s hoe wife, Coco, dropped a blog on Global Grind giving advice to all the lonely buzzards who want to know how to keep their man happy. [insert long sigh]

    * Make him a cold drink
    * Cook him his favorite food
    * Give him a body rub
    * Dress in his favorite outfit or item
    * Draw him a bath
    * Watch all his favorite shows for a night
    * Play video games with him
    * And finally, kiss or lick his feet. Hehe- LOL. – very optional

    Until my next thought….

    Love,
    Coco

    At least the list didn’t mention getting pissed on. I was almost certain that would make her Top 5. Well Coco and Ice have been married for 8 years and still seem very happy, so I guess she knows what she’s talking about. I’m sure the balloon breasts and plastic ass probably don’t hurt either.

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    • http://twitter.com/EJayOkay E.Jay

      I like how she said “until my next thought”, implying there aren’t that many. Either she’s really honest, or didn’t think that through. Maybe that’s how she keeps her man happy…?

    • babygirlja

      Ice T is pimping Coco and those breast look like their gonna explode

    • http://blogginandbullshyt.blogspot.com Misty Knight

      She forgot
      1) Roll his hair in large sponge rollers at night.
      2)Be sure to call to refill his Atenolol.
      3) Delude him into thinking he’s relevant

    • http://sofurious.com Kid Fury

      LMAO @ Misty!

    • tee

      I really wonder what hes gonna do w/ that big ass tattoo he has of Janet.

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