The 2009 EBT ClusterFuck



You all may consider this my coverage of this year’s BET Awards, and this is way more than that piece of shit show deserves. I’m not going to name all the reasons that BET Networks should be painting Satan’s toe nails in hell, because I’m liable to get upset all over again. However, if you’d like to drop your opinion on the festivities, feel free.

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15 COMMENTS!
#1

miranda
June 29, 2009 @ 10:46 AM

That mess that they called an awards show and that mess that they called a tribute to Michael Jackson was absolutely ridiculous. I can’t even say Michael was turning in his grave over that mess cause he hasn’t been buried yet….But I do wish he would have done like that one O’Jay said he did one time….Call up the show from Heaven and give these fools some real direction and pointers..Cause that mess wasn’t it. I saw the effort, but if they knew that it was just going to look slapped together like that, they should have done a separate tribute show at another time. You don’t tribute to true genius with pure ignorance…That show was full of purely ignorant a$$ fools. Down right embarrassing for me as an African American. I can’t say it didn’t have a few good moments…But those were too rare and far between. We couldn’t do better than this?

#2

LolaStarshine
June 29, 2009 @ 11:18 AM

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#3

D
June 29, 2009 @ 12:12 PM

Now, is there anyway that blogs like yours can starts a campaign to oust Debra Lee and the entire executive management at BET? They need to go.. last night was an embarrassment that was only saved by the attempts at classiness by New Edition, Beyonce (boring but classy with a hint of whoring for propaganda), Ne-Yo, the O-Jays and Janet Jackson..

And please send out someone to WHOOP Joe Jackson for DARING to promote his bootleg crap while in the midst of his son’s death!!???

#4

YOURFRIENDJOSH
June 29, 2009 @ 12:13 PM

That house full of Jiggaboonery subtitled the BET Awards is the reason Michael got his skin lightened in the first place.

“R.I.P. Michael,” became the new “I’d like to thank God” quote that many of those niggas would have been better off leaving out of their acceptances.

And WTF is up w/ Toccara soundin’ like Tracy Morgan on helium? They coulda kept all that bullshit for the company picnic.

Where was the Sandman from the Apollo when you needed him? Or Wendy WIlliams or somebody, shit.

-YRFRNDJSH!

#5

MzVirgo
June 29, 2009 @ 12:53 PM

Fury, I’m waiting for your youtube recap of this. I want you to go innnnn on BET, because I was so disappointed with the show. They’ve gots to do better.

#6

candyangel23
June 29, 2009 @ 2:45 PM

i am sooooo aggitated right now what the hell was that all about??????? i was embarassed just watching it this shit needs to stop!!!!! what the hell was queen crawfish thinking when she put that shit together HATED IT!!!!! WHY EVERYTHING ABOUT HER GoTTA BE OVER THE TOP AND STUPID???? soulja boy hoping out the bed???? DONE AND OVER IT NOW THATS SOME CREATIVITY FOR UR ASS. OOOH AND PLS DONT LET ME FORGET ABOUT NEYO’S UGLY ASS WHO THE HELL TOLD HIM TO TAKE HIS HAT OFF???? I COULDNT TELL IF IT WAS A MAN OR A BEAST! OK IM DONE

P.S. I HAD TO HOLD A CANDLE LIGHT VIGIL FOR KERRY HILSON FOR ALL THE OBVIOUS REASONS

#7

Babygirlja
June 29, 2009 @ 4:56 PM

That damn network keeps setting us back 400 years.

#8

Quick
June 29, 2009 @ 5:12 PM

…f the awards show….NAME THOSE FEET!!!lol

#9

Wow
June 30, 2009 @ 10:05 AM

Who’s greased ass legs. I know them dawgs hurt.

#10

SWEETS
June 30, 2009 @ 12:27 PM

One of my homies said it best…” I wish BET had died and MJ did a tribute to them..” PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#11

DeygoGrl
June 30, 2009 @ 4:52 PM

Those are Estelle’s covered hooves.

#12

J.P.
June 30, 2009 @ 6:02 PM

This would have been the perfect time for Boom Kack to try out “Addictive” again.  Might have gone over well next to half of the performances.

#13

Lainey
June 30, 2009 @ 6:39 PM

Lol and co-signing everyone’s comments above. From their horrible editing to all the foul language and sexually suggestive references (Jamie and his boa), this ish right here… this ish right here was horrid! And this is why white folk think we all ignant and ain’t ever gone amount to nothin. smh

#14

TroublemakerSupreme
July 1, 2009 @ 12:33 PM

why those look like they would belong to Omarosa?

#15

Kid Fury
July 1, 2009 @ 1:29 PM

Those are Estelle’s feet, ya’ll! LOL!

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