No, there is no particular relevance to this .gif file above, but here at The Fury I do whatever the hell I please.
So, I want to let you readers know that I will be doing a short continuance of February’s “Why Are You Still Here?” list, but this time I want you all to let me know which persons, places, and things you think should make the cut. So, who should pack up there Hefty bag and kick rocks? Rihanna? Christina Milain? Should Cam’ron jump off a bridge? Hit up the comment section and speak on it.
That gif kills me slowly….
by Social
Wanita aka D.Woods
Christina Milian because I don’t think she got the message from before.
Kanye West – he has reached his tantrum quota for the year. Its time for him to take a time out.
by Mara
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Fury, I am begging you nicely to please, please, PLEASE put “New York” aka Tiffany Pollard on your list. She keeps getting these reality shows and I don’t know why she is still here, or why she is still relevant.
Diddy
Lil’ Wayne
Not sure if you put Nick Cannon on the list already
The cast of Harlem Heights
America’s Next Top Model
As far as things….shiny gold leggings, crocs, gladiator sandals (never liked them).
by MzVirgo
Many ppl and things need a pink slip, including:
the term “bling”
all VH1 reality shows (even though they’re equal opportunity fuckery)
any “Real Housewife” who is not married
Christina Milian and her dry, cracked hair
by CerezaMorena
NOT in order of importance, but important to divest ourselves of all the same:
Rihanna-(please give her a one way ticket back to Barbados so we are no longer subjected to her faux “bad girl” act and her goat yodeling);
Rick Ross-with his CarolCity Flea Market LV shades. You ain’t the boss, hoss;
Lil’Wayne-Prom Queen? Really, Wayne? NO, just NO;
Cutsie nicknames-Kamber? NO C-Milli, C-Breezy, C-Anything? NO;
Bling-Anyone still using this needs a stiletto to the eye;
Eminem-Boy, take your meds and stay home;
Steroids-Major league athletes and Dr. Dre-I see you all!
by Sesssay!Scorpio
My list is quite extensive. I can think of several people that deserve a round house. In alphabetical order:
Amerie
Ashanti
Bow Wow
(regretably) Brandy
Britney Spears
Ciara (cause she has shoulders like Dwight Howard)
Cassie
Chile
Christina Milian
Coco and Ice T
Frankie (keisha cole’s mom)
Ginuwine (give it up!)
Khia
Lil Kim
Lisa Raye
Mariah Carey
Mario
Michelle Williams
Monica
Nelly (is anyone still checking for this guy?)
New York (really VH1?)
Nick Cannon
Snoop Dogg… for this very line: “one plus one, it equals 2″ wtf?
Super head
by madame J
^^^^
Wow how can u top alphabetical order? well here it goes
1)Flo Rida and his rapidly receeding hairline
2)Omarion-not like he’s “here”, but I just need him not even try to lift that rock he’s livin under called obsurity
3)Pleasure P I. Hate.Him
4)All these random, obscure, generic girl groups including but not limited to : Eletrick Red, Para-something girls, Red Cafe, back to the free clinic whence you came!
5) The Dream “Get yo shyt!, Get yo shyt!, and GET OUT!!!!”
6) Gucci Mane , while looking at his glazed closely positioned eyes, slack jaw, and oblivious expression, and after hearing him talk. I am convinced that his parents are 1st cousins.
7) Plies-and he can take all his “bus-it-babies” with him ole mouth fulla hot fish soundin muh’fucka!
This is by no means a comprehensive list
by Misty Knight
well first off i wanna say i LOVE YOU you make my day been reading ur site for a while now and it is one of the best but i digress. now i have been irritated by a number of people.
LAUREN LONDON – FOR GETTING PREGNANT BY LIL WAYNE
ALL HIS BABY MAMAS FOR BRINGING HIS SEED INTO THIS WORLD
CASSIE -FOR BUSTING IT WIDE OPEN
RIHANNA- I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY
BRANGELINA- IM SOOOO TIRED OF SEEING THEM AND ALL THOES KIDS
BEYONCE AND THOES FAKE HIPS- AND SHE BETTER NOT COME TO DC WITH HER I AM NOT TOUR
DAY 26- ALL THOSE BITCHES GET ON MY NERVES
thats all for now
by POOHT2
in addition to what everyone said.. can we throw terrence and rocsi on there again as a matter of fact, everyone working @ BET.. they need to start from scratch.
Video hos..i mean “models”..NEXT
by Boogie
EMINEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE HIM!!!!
That’s all………..
by Hey
America’s Next Top Model
American Idol
Diddy
Anything promoted by Diddy
Bow Wow (GO AWAY!)
Shows glamorizing video hoes, strippers, gold diggers, and various “I know I ain’t shit but ass & tits” chicks.
Christina Milan (The Dream won’t make you relevant)
Nick Carey—I mean, Nick Cannon.
I’m so over it.
by Luxe
In no order:
SWAG- Why is it still said
Flo-Rida- A walking stereotype
Nick Cannon- He should not be threatening anyone with a rap battle I’m including my non-rapping self on this list and he didn’t do another season of Wildn out I’m still bitter
Rush Limbaugh- I hope his kidneys fail also
John & Kate and all their 8- get jobs or get on welfare
Ciara- that album sucked
Ed Hardy- no explanation needed
by Caress Lepore
-the entire knowles clan
-a few black (and 1 YT) bloggers who are extremely over rated
-Jimmy Kimmel
-Twitter ( seriously why are we taking pics of food and posting it? )
-Myspace
-Men in skinny jeans
- Laura London ( i hope she gets attacked by the stretch marks monster)
- Mary J. Blige.. satdown n be married please
- Keri Hilson (SHE CANNOT FUCKING SING)
-Air Yeezy’s
i have more but ill hush
by TeanBean00
Rihanna ( *i swear, now days being cute and not having a drop of talent will get you everywhere.)
Cassie ( *see Rihanna)
Soulja Boy ( or however the hell you spell it.)
by 10 cents
My vote goes for in no orderBritney Spears…..and her tourCassieI second the males in Skinny JeansVH1AshantiSuper HeadMatthew KnowlesDiddy
Lil Mama
Keyshia Cole
by J.P.
Oh, and Mr. Fury: Upon further reflection, please, please, PLEASE, put Sandra Rose on the top of that list. She is the most trifling, self-hating, hate-mongering mongrel I have ever made the mistake of reading (once was definitely enough, in that instance!). How do you consider yourself a blogger when you fawn over the same group of people, and close the comments section, so nobody can disagree with you? WTH kind of blog is that? If you will throw her under the bus, I will rev the engine in that bish!
by Sesssay!Scorpio
What happen with my comment?! LOL
How dare I forget to say…
Men who also wore skinny jeans…..then cut/buy them into capris?? Zest!
Saggying pants, think of Obama ya’ll.
American Idol
Fergie
Usher
Justin Timberlake
Was Lil Kim in your last one??
“swag”
Asher Roth
Jeremiah Dupree
by J.P.
Rihanna & Ciara should both have a front row seat at the “HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU CONSIDERED RELEVANT?” awards. Neither one of them serve a purpose. Ciara is struggling to maintain a career while Rihanna is continuing to be a publicity whore doing any and everything in her power to keep the checks coming. Her time is up though, put her on the list, Kid!
by Jai