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May 13 2009

Unleash Your Fury!

Written by Kid Fury

No, there is no particular relevance to this .gif file above, but here at The Fury I do whatever the hell I please.

So, I want to let you readers know that I will be doing a short continuance of February’s “Why Are You Still Here?” list, but this time I want you all to let me know which persons, places, and things you think should make the cut. So, who should pack up there Hefty bag and kick rocks? Rihanna? Christina Milain? Should Cam’ron jump off a bridge? Hit up the comment section and speak on it.

In Your Opinion Please
- http://www.twitter.com/thesocialmiami Social
  
  That gif kills me slowly….
- http://yellowswan.blogspot.com Mara
  
  Wanita aka D.Woods
  Christina Milian because I don’t think she got the message from before.
  Kanye West – he has reached his tantrum quota for the year. Its time for him to take a time out.
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- http://mzvirgo.com/ MzVirgo
  
  Fury, I am begging you nicely to please, please, PLEASE put “New York” aka Tiffany Pollard on your list. She keeps getting these reality shows and I don’t know why she is still here, or why she is still relevant.
  
  Diddy
  Lil’ Wayne
  Not sure if you put Nick Cannon on the list already
  The cast of Harlem Heights
  America’s Next Top Model
  
  As far as things….shiny gold leggings, crocs, gladiator sandals (never liked them).
- CerezaMorena
  
  Many ppl and things need a pink slip, including:
  the term “bling”
  all VH1 reality shows (even though they’re equal opportunity fuckery)
  any “Real Housewife” who is not married
  Christina Milian and her dry, cracked hair
- Sesssay!Scorpio
  
  NOT in order of importance, but important to divest ourselves of all the same:
  Rihanna-(please give her a one way ticket back to Barbados so we are no longer subjected to her faux “bad girl” act and her goat yodeling);
  Rick Ross-with his CarolCity Flea Market LV shades. You ain’t the boss, hoss;
  Lil’Wayne-Prom Queen? Really, Wayne? NO, just NO;
  Cutsie nicknames-Kamber? NO C-Milli, C-Breezy, C-Anything? NO;
  Bling-Anyone still using this needs a stiletto to the eye;
  Eminem-Boy, take your meds and stay home;
  Steroids-Major league athletes and Dr. Dre-I see you all!
- madame J
  
  My list is quite extensive. I can think of several people that deserve a round house. In alphabetical order:
  
  Amerie
  Ashanti
  Bow Wow
  (regretably) Brandy
  Britney Spears
  Ciara (cause she has shoulders like Dwight Howard)
  Cassie
  Chile
  Christina Milian
  Coco and Ice T
  Frankie (keisha cole’s mom)
  Ginuwine (give it up!)
  Khia
  Lil Kim
  Lisa Raye
  Mariah Carey
  Mario
  Michelle Williams
  Monica
  Nelly (is anyone still checking for this guy?)
  New York (really VH1?)
  Nick Cannon
  Snoop Dogg… for this very line: “one plus one, it equals 2″ wtf?
  Super head
- Misty Knight
  
  ^^^^
  Wow how can u top alphabetical order? well here it goes
  
  1)Flo Rida and his rapidly receeding hairline
  
  2)Omarion-not like he’s “here”, but I just need him not even try to lift that rock he’s livin under called obsurity
  
  3)Pleasure P I. Hate.Him
  
  4)All these random, obscure, generic girl groups including but not limited to : Eletrick Red, Para-something girls, Red Cafe, back to the free clinic whence you came!
  
  5) The Dream “Get yo shyt!, Get yo shyt!, and GET OUT!!!!”
  
  6) Gucci Mane , while looking at his glazed closely positioned eyes, slack jaw, and oblivious expression, and after hearing him talk. I am convinced that his parents are 1st cousins.
  
  7) Plies-and he can take all his “bus-it-babies” with him ole mouth fulla hot fish soundin muh’fucka!
  
  This is by no means a comprehensive list
- POOHT2
  
  well first off i wanna say i LOVE YOU you make my day been reading ur site for a while now and it is one of the best but i digress. now i have been irritated by a number of people.
  
  LAUREN LONDON – FOR GETTING PREGNANT BY LIL WAYNE
  
  ALL HIS BABY MAMAS FOR BRINGING HIS SEED INTO THIS WORLD
  
  CASSIE -FOR BUSTING IT WIDE OPEN
  
  RIHANNA- I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY
  
  BRANGELINA- IM SOOOO TIRED OF SEEING THEM AND ALL THOES KIDS
  
  BEYONCE AND THOES FAKE HIPS- AND SHE BETTER NOT COME TO DC WITH HER I AM NOT TOUR
  
  DAY 26- ALL THOSE BITCHES GET ON MY NERVES
  
  thats all for now
- Boogie
  
  in addition to what everyone said.. can we throw terrence and rocsi on there again as a matter of fact, everyone working @ BET.. they need to start from scratch.
  
  Video hos..i mean “models”..NEXT
- Hey
  
  EMINEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
  I HATE HIM!!!!
  
  That’s all………..
- Luxe
  
  America’s Next Top Model
  American Idol
  Diddy
  Anything promoted by Diddy
  Bow Wow (GO AWAY!)
  Shows glamorizing video hoes, strippers, gold diggers, and various “I know I ain’t shit but ass & tits” chicks.
  Christina Milan (The Dream won’t make you relevant)
  Nick Carey—I mean, Nick Cannon.
  
  I’m so over it.
- http://www.dafashionist.onsugar.com Caress Lepore
  
  In no order:
  
  SWAG- Why is it still said
  Flo-Rida- A walking stereotype
  Nick Cannon- He should not be threatening anyone with a rap battle I’m including my non-rapping self on this list and he didn’t do another season of Wildn out I’m still bitter
  Rush Limbaugh- I hope his kidneys fail also
  John & Kate and all their 8- get jobs or get on welfare
  Ciara- that album sucked
  Ed Hardy- no explanation needed
- TeanBean00
  
  -the entire knowles clan
  -a few black (and 1 YT) bloggers who are extremely over rated
  -Jimmy Kimmel
  -Twitter ( seriously why are we taking pics of food and posting it? )
  -Myspace
  -Men in skinny jeans
  - Laura London ( i hope she gets attacked by the stretch marks monster)
  - Mary J. Blige.. satdown n be married please
  - Keri Hilson (SHE CANNOT FUCKING SING)
  -Air Yeezy’s
  
  i have more but ill hush
- 10 cents
  
  Rihanna ( *i swear, now days being cute and not having a drop of talent will get you everywhere.)
  
  Cassie ( *see Rihanna)
  
  Soulja Boy ( or however the hell you spell it.)
- J.P.
  
  My vote goes for in no orderBritney Spears…..and her tourCassieI second the males in Skinny JeansVH1AshantiSuper HeadMatthew KnowlesDiddy
  Lil Mama
  Keyshia Cole
- Sesssay!Scorpio
  
  Oh, and Mr. Fury: Upon further reflection, please, please, PLEASE, put Sandra Rose on the top of that list. She is the most trifling, self-hating, hate-mongering mongrel I have ever made the mistake of reading (once was definitely enough, in that instance!). How do you consider yourself a blogger when you fawn over the same group of people, and close the comments section, so nobody can disagree with you? WTH kind of blog is that? If you will throw her under the bus, I will rev the engine in that bish!
- J.P.
  
  What happen with my comment?! LOL
  
  How dare I forget to say…
  
  Men who also wore skinny jeans…..then cut/buy them into capris?? Zest!
  
  Saggying pants, think of Obama ya’ll.
  
  American Idol
  
  Fergie
  
  Usher
  
  Justin Timberlake
  
  Was Lil Kim in your last one??
  
  “swag”
  
  Asher Roth
  
  Jeremiah Dupree
- Jai
  
  Rihanna & Ciara should both have a front row seat at the “HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU CONSIDERED RELEVANT?” awards. Neither one of them serve a purpose. Ciara is struggling to maintain a career while Rihanna is continuing to be a publicity whore doing any and everything in her power to keep the checks coming. Her time is up though, put her on the list, Kid!
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