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  • Apr 28 2009

    Where’s My Casket?

    Written by Kid Fury

    To hell with the swine flu — this shit here is a major epidemic!

    Cassie, if you want to walk around looking like Diddy snatched your hair out by the root, that’s your own damn business, but leave our cousins out of this! Lord, this girl looks like she left the right side of her head too close to Lil’ Boosie’s breath. I need a break.

    You may all blame Freddy O!

    In I Vote No!,Just Go Home!,That's A Damn Shame,This Bitch Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!,WTF?!,Who Approved This?,Why?

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    13 Comments »

    1. Cassie should know Hoodrats are easily impressionable. If she got a tattoo of penises skeeting on her face hoodrats would be 2 seconds behind.

      by Thissh*trighthere

    2. WHHHHYYYYY, JESUS?!?!

      by Kid Fury

    3. its so kinky on that one side and it got little hair plugs in it. Cassie I blame you and thay other lady that did it b4 u.

      by stephanie

    4. How is she gon’ have pure buckshots on one side of her head, then have premium perm yaki (it gives it a flowing look) on the other side? She is in violation of all kind of codes.

      by Neek

    5. lord knows i needed this laugh; i’m done!

      by Quick

    6. Gurl, that ain’t nothin’ but the salt n pepa.

      by MissNee

    7. @ neek

      some people do enjoy 8 different textures on their head

      by MissNee

    8. *sigh* and so it has begun :( I predicted this , just as I predicted that the Crole Priestess would have broads runnin around wearing leotards as outerwear. Now we have bytches w/o bottoms, and this mess of a texture headed girl displayed above.
      At least this hair do is economical, now they dont have to worry about getting enough yaki to cover thier whole head!
      And I know Im going straight to hell for thinking this, but with that blank expression, and mouth agape. Does she not favor Peter Griffins “special” co-worker on family guy?

      by Misty Knight

    9. And with her contrasting hair textures its like her head is a toddler toy to develop tactile stimulation.

      by Misty Knight

    10. Missy Elliot started wearin dresses? We really are in the last days.

      by V.I.P. JiGGa

    11. Hmm I hate to see what it will look like when it starts to grow out

      by Brandy

    12. omg.. what was she thinking? and lil boosie’s breath? LMFAO

      by martine

    13. DAMN YOU CASSIE!

      by Aura

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