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  • Apr 8 2009

    I Be Stylin’ On You, Hoe!

    Written by Kid Fury

    Not too long after Fresh introduced bloggers to “Shittin On You Hoe”, the hot new spring break anthem (in my head), Miami’s Cornbread Queen, Geisha, is here to show all you cybertrons how to apply a quick weave to your own head.

    Finally, someone who understands the true meaning of life! Flea market tips and tricks are the best.

    Trina, bitch you should have been on these Internet skreets dropping knowledge on yaki a long time ago — trying to sell jeans and perfume. Girl, no. Now all I need is Nicki Minaj to give a how-to guide on nails and I’m ready for Halloween. I twist it to the left, to the right….

    In A Little Something Good,Now That's The Stuff,You...Better...Work!

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    18 Comments »

    1. Geisha, you lying! Your hair can be lean as hell and that shit still gon itch. I got a quickweave right now and I been pattin’ this weave for a week!

      by Why You Gotta Be Anonymous

    2. WOOOHOOO!!!im gonna try that next month!!!
      love you kid fury!!!

      by soph

    3. shoot that wasn’t half bad! LOL

      by Lauren

    4. I love her. Now that’s a damn triple threat. Bow down, bitches.

      by Michael

    5. She’s good, but it would have been a lot easier to put a wig on.

      by Brandy

    6. *mouf agape* i had no idea

      by just yappin

    7. Wow. Youtube, in it’s 3 years, just about anything is on it now.

      by ManDown

    8. Dang, she did that! LOL

      by Smokie

    9. i was so amazed i had to come back for 2nds, LOL! Kid you could’ve also given her “now that’s a bad bish!” label too.

      by JUST YAPPIN

    10. That weave is sitting on top of her head like a damn basket. And WTF is up with her hands? They look rough as hell!

      by Reese

    11. wow, this is some good shit.

      by martine

    12. As ghetto as a quick weave might be she had my attention and got my silly ass to sit through the entire 10min. I’ve trying to figure out how the damn quick weave worked for a few years now

      by suiteSTL

    13. [...] Stylin’ on You Ho’s! ~  A Quick Weave Instructional [...]

      by Straight from the “A” [SFTA] ~ A.T.L. is where I dwell… » The “A” List ~ Child Stars, Spicy Fried Chicken, Quick Weaves, Grocery Carts & Steak-ums

    14. Wow ok I’m impressed quick weave huh? Who would have thought it??

      by Silky

    15. Now you all know she killed that! Cutting the back of your own hair, I thought was impossible. I’m a believer now! This girl can rap and style hair (gifted). What else is up her sleeves! She is talented for sure. Great Work Geisha!

      by Michelle925

    16. That ish was amazing.

      by Gem

    17. [...] The following post comes to you by way of The House of Fury: [...]

      by Jacking For Blogs: I Be Stylin’ On You, Hoe | [CRUNK + DISORDERLY] Email Jesus, Forward To Moses, and CC Allah!

    18. Link:————–> http://www.sendspace.com/file/41vayn

      You can download the song “Shit’n On You Hoe” by: Geisha305

      by Divine

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