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  • Apr 8 2009

    I Be Stylin’ On You, Hoe!

    Written by Kid Fury

    Not too long after Fresh introduced bloggers to “Shittin On You Hoe”, the hot new spring break anthem (in my head), Miami’s Cornbread Queen, Geisha, is here to show all you cybertrons how to apply a quick weave to your own head.

    Finally, someone who understands the true meaning of life! Flea market tips and tricks are the best.

    Trina, bitch you should have been on these Internet skreets dropping knowledge on yaki a long time ago — trying to sell jeans and perfume. Girl, no. Now all I need is Nicki Minaj to give a how-to guide on nails and I’m ready for Halloween. I twist it to the left, to the right….

    In A Little Something Good,Now That's The Stuff,You...Better...Work!

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      Geisha, you lying! Your hair can be lean as hell and that shit still gon itch. I got a quickweave right now and I been pattin’ this weave for a week!

    • soph

      WOOOHOOO!!!im gonna try that next month!!!
      love you kid fury!!!

    • Lauren

      shoot that wasn’t half bad! LOL

    • http://thecynicalones.blogspot.com Michael

      I love her. Now that’s a damn triple threat. Bow down, bitches.

    • Brandy

      She’s good, but it would have been a lot easier to put a wig on.

    • just yappin

      *mouf agape* i had no idea

    • ManDown

      Wow. Youtube, in it’s 3 years, just about anything is on it now.

    • Smokie

      Dang, she did that! LOL

    • JUST YAPPIN

      i was so amazed i had to come back for 2nds, LOL! Kid you could’ve also given her “now that’s a bad bish!” label too.

    • Reese

      That weave is sitting on top of her head like a damn basket. And WTF is up with her hands? They look rough as hell!

    • http://www.allthatsfab.com martine

      wow, this is some good shit.

    • http://www.suitestl.com suiteSTL

      As ghetto as a quick weave might be she had my attention and got my silly ass to sit through the entire 10min. I’ve trying to figure out how the damn quick weave worked for a few years now

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    • Silky

      Wow ok I’m impressed quick weave huh? Who would have thought it??

    • http://www.myspace.com/rappermostwanted Michelle925

      Now you all know she killed that! Cutting the back of your own hair, I thought was impossible. I’m a believer now! This girl can rap and style hair (gifted). What else is up her sleeves! She is talented for sure. Great Work Geisha!

    • Gem

      That ish was amazing.

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    • http://N/A Divine

      Link:————–> http://www.sendspace.com/file/41vayn

      You can download the song “Shit’n On You Hoe” by: Geisha305

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