I Be Stylin’ On You, Hoe!

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.April.8th.2009 in A Little Something Good, Now That's The Stuff, You...Better...Work!


Not too long after Fresh introduced bloggers to “Shittin On You Hoe”, the hot new spring break anthem (in my head), Miami’s Cornbread Queen, Geisha, is here to show all you cybertrons how to apply a quick weave to your own head.

Finally, someone who understands the true meaning of life! Flea market tips and tricks are the best.

Trina, bitch you should have been on these Internet skreets dropping knowledge on yaki a long time ago — trying to sell jeans and perfume. Girl, no. Now all I need is Nicki Minaj to give a how-to guide on nails and I’m ready for Halloween. I twist it to the left, to the right….

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17 COMMENTS!
#1

Why You Gotta Be Anonymous
April 8, 2009 @ 12:17 PM

Geisha, you lying! Your hair can be lean as hell and that shit still gon itch. I got a quickweave right now and I been pattin’ this weave for a week!

#2

soph
April 8, 2009 @ 12:33 PM

WOOOHOOO!!!im gonna try that next month!!!
love you kid fury!!!

#3

Lauren
April 8, 2009 @ 1:11 PM

shoot that wasn’t half bad! LOL

#4

Michael
April 8, 2009 @ 1:41 PM

I love her. Now that’s a damn triple threat. Bow down, bitches.

#5

Brandy
April 8, 2009 @ 3:45 PM

She’s good, but it would have been a lot easier to put a wig on.

#6

just yappin
April 10, 2009 @ 12:20 AM

*mouf agape* i had no idea

#7

ManDown
April 10, 2009 @ 7:51 AM

Wow. Youtube, in it’s 3 years, just about anything is on it now.

#8

Smokie
April 10, 2009 @ 1:37 PM

Dang, she did that! LOL

#9

JUST YAPPIN
April 10, 2009 @ 2:38 PM

i was so amazed i had to come back for 2nds, LOL! Kid you could’ve also given her “now that’s a bad bish!” label too.

#10

Reese
April 10, 2009 @ 3:15 PM

That weave is sitting on top of her head like a damn basket. And WTF is up with her hands? They look rough as hell!

#11

martine
April 13, 2009 @ 4:57 PM

wow, this is some good shit.

#12

suiteSTL
April 14, 2009 @ 1:02 AM

As ghetto as a quick weave might be she had my attention and got my silly ass to sit through the entire 10min. I’ve trying to figure out how the damn quick weave worked for a few years now

#14

Silky
April 16, 2009 @ 8:35 AM

Wow ok I’m impressed quick weave huh? Who would have thought it??

#15

Michelle925
April 16, 2009 @ 8:58 PM

Now you all know she killed that! Cutting the back of your own hair, I thought was impossible. I’m a believer now! This girl can rap and style hair (gifted). What else is up her sleeves! She is talented for sure. Great Work Geisha!

#16

Gem
April 21, 2009 @ 1:23 AM

That ish was amazing.

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