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  • Feb 23 2009

    Kid Fury’s Top 10 “Why Are You Still Here?” List

    Written by Kid Fury

    #5: Lil’ Kim

    Kimberly, Kimberly, Kimberly…what has this world made you? In my heart, you will always be one of the greatest women to touch a microphone, but in my eyes, you’re a bitch who’s dedicated her life to looking like Ms. Swan. Your albums and mixtapes are getting worse and worse and so is your make-up. I’m starting to think your glam squad has pulled a mutiny on you and forgot to inform you. All this crying over the Notorious movie and the 3LW chick axing your character was annoying at first. Then I finally saw what you meant; and just when I get ready to defend you, I hear that you’re joining Dancing With The Damn Stars — a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen. Kim, let it go.

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    5 Comments »

    1. Sad thing is she used to look so pretty. She wanted so bad to become a white woman but that was an epic fail, she looks less than human now SMH! Some nerve she’s got to hate on Naturi who looks far better than her stone-cut old Asian woman lookin ass. Naturi at least vaguely reminded us all of the days when Kim actually looked half decent.

      This is someone I used to sorta like but I can’t look at her the same anymore after that knife job she got done to her face.

      by ManDown

    2. …and Notorious might have portrayed Kim in a negative way…but it must have some truth to it. I mean why else would she respond so drastically to the way Biggie treated her, and after his death, that she goes gets her face melted??

      by ManDown

    3. damn damn damn!!! not my nigga kim..
      as much as it hurts to see my idol (dont judge) on here, i see where you coming from. chick let herself gooo..going..GONE.
      she put the final nail on that coffin by joining that dancing crap..sad. im going to play *hardcore* right now

      by Boogie

    4. Her flow will forever be one of the greatest; i remember when Diana Ross was tapping her titty on MTV…i want the Kim back from that era!

      by Quick

    5. I’m just waiting for another wardrobe malfunction on “Dancing with the Stars”, or her face melting. Either one will do.

      by mzvirgo

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