Gentlemen, start your webcams! Your Creole Queen is back with two new music videos — “Diva” and “Halo”. I know the kids are bedazzling their Sasha Fierce outfits and preparing their Youtube reenactments as I type. You can expect to catch a glimpse before the day is over. Anyway, the “Diva” video is above featuring a very aggressive yet glamorous Beyoncé. Get into that rapper-for-a-day swag.
Check out the Halo video under the cut! Quick, before Daddy Knowles snatches them down!
I’m out for today, but I’m leaving you all with some words of wisdom from Queen Khia — specifically for my female readers. Get into this knowledge and salute the Thug Misses flags. YES!
Rapper Flo Rida has been billed to perform at next month’s annual Adult Video News (AVN) Awards in Las Vegas.
The “Get Low” rapper will headline the showcase known for awarding the best adult movies, performers and production companies in more than 100 various categories.
“We’re extremely pleased that Flo Rida will be performing at this year’s show,” AVN Publications President Paul Fishbein said in a statement. “I think with adding a performance by Flo Rida to the mix you can see that we’re making good on our vision.” [ source ]
Any excuse to be in a room full of big-breasted white women who will swallow your kids for a dinner mint…typical. Not saying I’m mad at Flo Rida — get the time of your life. Just don’t come back to Miami with no pregnant porn stars. You know them Carol City girls will terrorize a hoe.
According to People, Usher and his husband, Tamanka, welcomed another baby boy into the world yesterday. So now there are two little Raymond-Foster critters running around Atlanta somewhere and four penises in the family. Usher, you can’t turn back now, sucka! It couldn’t be me…but God bless the little ones and all that good shit.
Look who made an appearance at yesterday’s Miu Miu Cocktail Party in NYC. I don’t know what Miu Miu is or even how to pronounce it, but the objective of this post is to show that Ciara is still alive and as sexy-fied as ever. Contrary to recent talk, Ci Ci’s album has not been scrapped and is still in the works (blame CP time), with a possible comic book being released alongside it. Hiya, bitches!
I am currently sick and shut in and won’t be posting shit today, but I wanted to leave this little ditty of a new track from Kevin Federline — oh, there is a significance, trust! The song, which I’m sure took him a whole month to write, is called “Grape Soda” and “celebrates” Obama’s presidential win. Now, I don’t know if this fool really thinks he’s black or if he’s just a lily-white bigot. Either way this shit is plain old ignorant.
Britney, bitch what the hell were you going through? This is your baby daddy!
Great Aunt Reefa sang her heart out at the New York Hog-Mog Festival last night right before grabbing a plate to go. Well, not really — it was some sort of Christmas tree lighting ceremony, but you know there was a special plate of fatback and greens set aside just for her. While Tina Turner is out getting her Xena Warrior Princess on, Ms. Franklin is spreading her belly butter for good holiday cheer. Now, who’s the baddest?
I thought so.
Macy Gray is back, and I’m so happy about it because it gives me a reason to post that picture. Anyway, her new record is called “Slap a Bitch” (seriously) and she seems very proud of it. Check it out below.
Play: Macy Gray – Slap A Bitch
Looks like not everyone is in love with Sasha Fierce. I thought I’d give someone else the chance to speak their mind on the Child of Tina. Brace yourself…I can hear the flying monkeys.
Welcome to the Nutbush City Limit! Population: 2
I’m not quite sure what Tina Turner is cooking up on her new tour, but it sure ain’t “Single Ladies”. How much are they paying this fool to dress up as the Negro Conan and show off his ashy thighs? I just can’t do you today, Tina baby! Get the rest of your fuckery juice at Dlisted.
