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I would lace the site with all the devious little comments that you all love to read, today. I know Rihanna ‘nem were performing at the AMAs last night and Kanye probably gave the bloggers some great posting material. However, TODAY is MY DAY, so all those famous folk can kiss this ass! I am officially 21 years old today, therefore I am obligated to do hoodrat stuff all day long. If you want to give me a gift, play the video up above, shake a little ass on webcam, and then email it to me. I’d appreciate it.
Love + Respect!
 
Never say that Kid Fury doesn’t give credit to the irrelevant and ignored. My girl Trina recently hit the stage somewhere in East Egypt Nowhere (the venue does not matter), looking colorful as always. You can hate on her Smuckers Jelly swag if you want to, but she ain’t think about you hoes.
I haven’t done a post on The Baddest in a while, so I wanted to fill the void — I bet Khia is mad as fuck right now. You know she refuses to be number two.
Jim Jones: I don’t know if [Kanye’s] actually with Jay-Z from the looks of things. From what I’ve been seeing from since we were signed until now, I think Kanye actually hates Jay-Z. [Dame Dash interrupts:] No, he actually does. He hated Jay-Z ever since he wouldn’t give him a fucking Rocawear chain in Chicago! I’m telling you. [ Who was talking to you? — Kid Fury ]
Jim Jones: I don’t know if the song “Big Brother” was correct, but he might’ve hated him since he didn’t give him those tickets to Madison Square Garden.
Damon Dash: This was before that. He was already in full hate by that time. [Laughs.] This nigga [Kanye] was like, “Wow, he ain’t going to give me the chain.” I had to take off my chain and give it to him, and I was heated. I had the real canary diamonds. That shit cost $40,000! I told Kanye, “Yo, you got to give that back when we get off this stage!” [ This is funny on so many levels — Kid Fury ]
Jim Jones is one of those celebs that is always great for a quote. You could ask the man his opinion on artificial crab meat and I bet you will get a classic response. And since he likes to pick on other artists, he really should think about starting his own blog. Don’t act like you wouldn’t be supplying that site with daily hits…trying to see what Jimmy has to say about Rihanna’s clothes or Rick Ross’ belly jelly.
Head over to Complex for more of the Jim Jones interview.
In case you didn’t know, Solange is impervious to Sasha Fierce’s magic titanium glove or her dominant first week sales. That is all irrelevant. Here is the new video for Solange’s record, T.O.N.Y. If you want to figure out the acronym, just watch the clip — Lord knows I can’t explain it. It has a bit of a twist for an ending and a little appearance by a friend of ours.
Just to get back to the point that I’m not a big blogging hater, I actually have the Solange album, Sol-Angel & The Whatever Street Somethings and it really is a very artistic effort. Gold star for her.
Today is the day that the Yaki has made — let us rejoice and be glad in it.
As you probably know, Beyoncé’s new album I Am…Creole And Officially Better Than You Other Hoes drops today. I thought we should celebrate this occasion with a little praise music, brought to you by Charlin & Krystle. If you like it than you better beat a tambourine to it!
No, I really am mad at this. I don’t know if this is a Weezy diss or not, and I honestly don’t give a frog’s fat ass. The sight of that horrendous face tucked underneath all those dreads caused my soul to burst into pieces and scatter across the globe. Now, what am I supposed to do? Thanks a lot, MAD Magazine…thanks a whole lot!
Got a sweet-tooth? Take a bite of this sugary delight!
“The people who really piss me off the most are bloggers who disrespect artists and talk sh*t. They hide behind that laptop or hide behind that keyboard, say whatever the f*ck they want to say, but they walk out the house and put their hood on and tuck their tail between their legs, because they’re scared of the motherf*cker standin’ next to them in the grocery line.” ~ Rapper Trick Trick on bloggers!
My only question is: Who are you? I’d hate to be the one to tell you that you don’t matter. You really ‘ought to keep it on mute!
Little Known Kid Fury Fact: I love me some Pink!
In this video that I snatched from That Grape Juice, she is performing “Killing Me Softly” aka my shit! Now, since my girl Lauryn Hill is probably aimlessly walking around the produce section of some Winn-Dixie in Pinecrest, I’m going to accept this as a healthy alternative.
Suge Knight is picking a nasty fight with Kanye West over a diamond earring — 3 years after the broke-ass record mogul was shot and then allegedly robbed of his ice at one of Kanye’s parties.
Suge — who recently filed for bankruptcy — blames Kanye for allowing someone to smuggle a gun past security at West’s pre-MTV VMA party at The Shore Club in Miami back in 2005, where an unknown person managed to shoot Suge in his upper right leg, shattering a bone.
According to the lawsuit filed on September 12 in US Bankruptcy Court in L.A., Suge claims he didn’t just lose blood — he also lost a 15-carat, $135,000 diamond stud earring inside the club during the incident — and that too is Kanye’s fault. [ source ]
Really though, Suge? Are you that broke? There are so many other things you could be doing for cash-flow besides picking on smaller rappers over swap meet jewelry from ‘05. Mind you, since getting your ass-whooped, shot, and the like, nobody is afraid of you anymore. Everyone is pissing themselves over the thought of this dude.
KFC is hiring, man.
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