Mama Doesn’t Always Know Best!

Posted By Kid Fury on Thursday.July.10th.2008 in Bitch Please!

Rihanna has claimed that she will never pose naked for Playboy because shes scared her mum would kill her!

Rihanna was quoted as saying…”My mother would kill me if I posed nude!

Although she is not shy about stripping off for work, the Umbrella star says she would never want to do a photo shoot fully naked.

“When I did that metallic body paint stuff for my Umbrella video, I didn’t do it to show my body. I didn’t do it for people to like me. I did it because it was a cool visual, unexpected, and it looked hot.” [ source ]

Um, Forhedda Rihanna, you better fill Mother Beige in on the current state of the country’s economy. You see these females out here moving twat on the streets for cash. Tomorrow’s record sales are not promised. So, if that means you need to be head down pussy poppin on a handstand for Black Tail, then that’s what you need to do. If your mama can’t understand that, something is wrong. Chris Brown is not going to be picking up your leather panties and black lipstick forever, you know!

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5 COMMENTS!
#1

CherryCherry
July 10, 2008 @ 1:06 PM

LMAO!!! She looks like the nude posing type, with her big head ass!

#2

Name
July 10, 2008 @ 3:30 PM

You can’t be serious.

#3

Michael
July 10, 2008 @ 4:19 PM

Her career is owed to imaging and spreading her legs. If she gives us the full image of her cat trap, she’ll be kicked off the first week of Dancing With The “Stars” before you know it.

#4

Kid Fury
July 10, 2008 @ 6:35 PM

No, #2. Its all sarcasm.

#5

mzvirgo
July 14, 2008 @ 10:48 AM

LOL, Fury you’re killing me with the “p” poppin on the handstand comment LOL!

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