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  • Jul 8 2008

    Hold On To Your Good Drawers!

    Written by Kid Fury

     

    First of all, my Photobucket account refused to upload this photo like 3 times before finally complying. I think we all know why! 

    “Where did I lose my virginity? I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box…A girl and me were having sex on a box in the bushes, in some big tall bushes….This was when I was real, real, real, real, young….I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old…Because you know we learned to have done the nasty back in the days, and me and this girl we experiment, we were experimenting, and my little joint got hard, I penetrated for about a few seconds.” [ source ]

    Flavor Flav owes me an organ, because I think I just threw up my pancreas. Complex Magazine is really to blame here! Why would anyone want to know when Roachie busted his first good one? Ugh…I need some Pepto Bismol, because this shit has me suffering from nausea, heartburn, and indigestion!

    In Is That So?,Jesus! I Need You!,WTF?!,Why?

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    2 Comments »

    1. That is horrible.. I am with you on this.. Ewwwww the thought…

      by mahoganydymond

    2. PAHA!! Where is my industrial strength ant raid when I need it? And please pass the pepsid-ac and tums because the first 2 layers of my esophagus has officially burned away.

      by bootzy collins

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