Jun 12 2008

They Call Her Jawbone!

Written by Kid Fury

I’m not even going to lie. When I was younger I snuck into my parents room to watch Conan the Destroyer on late night cable. Not too long after, I had a nightmare of Grace Jones floating above my bed trying to eat my face! She struck the fear in me for years on end.

From what I’ve heard Madame Jones is preparing a new studio album — her first in 20 years. It is to be titled Corporate Cannibal (you see the terror?) and should be released in the late summer.

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   Okay your commenatary is phuckin hilarity!!! Grace looks like something that crawls from under your bed to eat your toenails and ish. SLAAAAAVE…..to the rhythmmmm!!!

   by bootzy collins

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