In an attempt to keep folk up to speed on the R.Kelly trial, I’m dropping an interesting update. The “star witness” Lisa Van Allen, who is pictured above, claims that she had a triple booty-bumper party with Robert and the 13-year old girl on three different occasions — one of which was in between the hoops!

Van Allen claims the trio had another threesome on Kelly’s basketball court, following an awards ceremony in Chicago where Kelly had been honored.

“He took up his camera and we took off our clothes and we all had sex again,” Van Allen told the jury. She said she broke down in tears during this particular encounter and Kelly stopped. “I didn’t want to do it,” she testified in court. [ source ]

You didn’t want to do it? Girl, be quiet before you fuck your story up. The defense is trying to paint Van Allen up as a whore and an extortionist. Another typical move — if you don’t have a good response, start calling out money-hungry hoes.

This promises to be a fun trial. Stay tuned.

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