Nothing very outstanding about this album cover, at all. So, we will see just how well it does.

Is that supposed to be Young Buck in the back? What is he doing?

[ cover via Rap Up ]

I caught my mother singing the chorus from “Rehab” yesterday, followed by her saying, “Crackheads are taking over”. I love that woman!

So, Amy was sighted at her home in London greeting some children who stopped by to say hello. The big pink cheery fellow is her father. Sweet, right? Well, it sort of looks like she was asking if any of them had a HoneyBun or some Pringles on their person, but I could be wrong.

I am so mad at this upcoming XXL cover for so many reasons.

You have Rick Ross’ breasts sitting up there looking lactate. We have DJ Khaled wearing the same Dickie shit he always wears. Trina is sporting a new push-up bra. Flo-Rida is in a wifebeater…once again. Then finally “The Gunshine State” is plastered across the front. Now, I love all these people and that they represent my city, but come the fuck on! Oh, I am so dreading this Memorial Day Weekend (aka Urban Beach Week aka Drunk Coloreds Act A Fool By The Sea Week).

I leave you today with a music video. This is funny, because if I never see Forhedda’s face again, I won’t mind.

Enjoy.

The one thing I love and respect about B.Scott is his honesty and will to share himself with the world. There are some videos that he posts on Youtube that delve so far into his personal life that I wonder why he even feels the need to give viewers that much of his soul. Now, I know it is because there are other people out there just like him and by not fearing to be who he truly is, he inspires everyone else to do the same — love themselves. For that, I honor him.

See, I can be nice.

Anyway, B.Scott has a new social network called Double Kisses. I encourage his fans and followers to go join and show him support. If you are brand new, get into it.

Can you…feel a…brand new day?

Earlier this week, Kelly’s lawyers submitted a new motion appealing to have the case temporarily delayed due to a recent “torrent of publicity” surrounding the case, which they feel could have a negative effect on the trial’s outcome.

But a Chicago judge dismissed Kelly’s attorneys’ request on Friday, when jury selection was due to start, and ruled trial proceedings will continue as planned–six years after he was charged with having sex with a minor. The 41-year-old has pleaded not guilty to 14 charges of child pornography, after a videotape emerged allegedly showing him having sex with an underage girl. [ source ]

Hurt! It’s about time the judge slammed the gavel down on this mess. Robert probably had about four new albums and a greatest hits DVD in the works — not worried about a thing. Slap in the face much? Piss on that!

Today, Remy wept as she pleaded to the judge.

“I stand here today as Remy Mackie,” she said with tears in her eyes as she asked for leniency. “I’m a loving wife, mother and loving daughter and loving sister to my brothers and sisters.”

Remy also addressed Barnes-Joseph. “I apologize for not saving you from your physical and mental scars.”

Before delivering the sentence of 8 years, the judge gave a statement.

“I’ve learned Remy is an intelligent and charitable young woman,” the judge said. “She’s overcome a difficult childhood. Her music has inspired people in need. She’s loved and has support from her family.”

After the complementary remarks, the judge turned her remarks to accountability.

“This is somewhat of a pattern. This is not the first time she has been engaged in a violent act. She never took responsibility for her actions. This has nothing to do with rap it’s about the actions of one person. Remy is an extremely angry young woman who feels the rules do not apply to her.” [ source ]

Damn. I’m sure Reminisce will be free before her 8 year sentence in the chokie. Until then she better protect that pattywhack, stock up on Spam sandwiches, and start digging an escape tunnel via spork.

They better be serious snatching intros from 20th Century Fox. Those old white folk aren’t Ja Rule –  they are not afraid to come after ya’ll asses.

This felt like a typical G-Unit video to me. It is a nice record for the clubs (the ones with poles and the ones without). The only issue I had was that it sounds like Five Dimes is saying, “I like the way she douche“, in the hook. I was so certain that my speculations were being proven as true. I was wrong, though.

I can’t deal with Robert today.

In a case that has taken six years to reach court, defense attorneys for R. Kelly are once again seeking to delay the trial for the R&B singer who is facing multiple child pornography charges.

As jury selection in Kelly’s case is set to begin this Friday (May 8), according to the Chicago Tribune, legal experts and observes are doubtful that the last minute request will be granted.

The defense team filed a motion on Wednesday asking Cook County Judge Vincent Gaughan to shelve the trial temporarily because of “a torrent of publicity surrounding the case.”  [ source ]

You know we are living in our last days when a child pornography trial works on CP time. I’m through with this shit.

Kim Kardashian recently admitted to having cellulite removal treatments all for the love of her man Reggie Bush.

“…my sisters and I went to the American Laser Center for our usual laser hair removal (I recommend this to everyone as well!) and the nurse informed us of a cellulite treatment called VelaShape.

You have got to read about it! It is basically a non-surgical device that massages the needed area and stimulates the blood circulation so that it minimizes cellulite. I only had time for one treatment, but I am definitely planning to go back for more!” [ source ]

For you to have them shoot all that leftover hog fat in your ass and then try to buff it away is a story in need of an explanation, but whatever. As Fresh would say — girl, bye!