According to TheDirty.com, Kobe Bryant has been creeping on the down low once again. The word is that he has been having an affair with ex-Laker girl, Vanessa Curry. Seems the shit recently hit the fan and the NBA tried to cover it up by removing Vanessa from the dance squad, alleging that she voluntarily left to pursue a ”hosting career”. Like TheDirty.com stated, it doesn’t make much sense to walk away when your team is in the middle of the playoffs.
Am I shocked? Bitch, please! Kobe Bryant is a slaughter [1] and he needs a good burning case of The Clap to get his life right. The sad part is, his wife (the other Vanessa) is probably going to stay with him…and the money. Give it to God, ya’ll.
[1] FYI: slaughter is a Miami term for a trifling reckless ass hoe, who usually has no respect for himself/herself or others.
