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  • May 22 2008

    Laker Whores

    Written by Kid Fury

    According to TheDirty.com, Kobe Bryant has been creeping on the down low once again. The word is that he has been having an affair with ex-Laker girl, Vanessa Curry. Seems the shit recently hit the fan and the NBA tried to cover it up by removing Vanessa from the dance squad, alleging that she voluntarily left to pursue a ”hosting career”. Like TheDirty.com stated, it doesn’t make much sense to walk away when your team is in the middle of the playoffs.

    Am I shocked? Bitch, please! Kobe Bryant is a slaughter [1] and he needs a good burning case of The Clap to get his life right. The sad part is, his wife (the other Vanessa) is probably going to stay with him…and the money. Give it to God, ya’ll.

    [1] FYI: slaughter is a Miami term for a trifling reckless ass hoe, who usually has no respect for himself/herself or others.

    In Ain't This Some Shit?,When Will This Shit End?

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    8 Comments »

    1. Hmm I wonder what he will buy the wife this time to make her stay…

      by Sailor Moon

    2. Yeah we know she ain’t going anywhere, he’ where the cash at. Even though if she was smart she would leave and take what is due to her….. half and child support
      http://triplerdeezee.blogspot.com/

      by Deezee

    3. At least he couldn’t get the names wrong. Kobe is an azz.

      by nu-nu

    4. He just doesn’t learn, does he?

      by mzvirgo

    5. If this really blows up in his face like the last incident…he will just run and tell on everyone else in the NBA and buy his some rocks the size of the necklace around Wilma Flintstone’s neck.

      by Hazel

    6. No surprise. NBA players get more ass than a toilet seat. You know that boy Kobe got hoes in every city.

      by Eightys Baby

    7. i wonder when people will start comparing Jordans hoes to Kobes hoes… nevermind.

      by thamusicsnob

    8. “NBA players get more ass than a toilet seat.” ~ Eightys Baby

      LOL!

      by Kid Fury

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