I missed the If I Were King special on MTV last night and I’m kinda mad about it, to be honest. I want to see all the ways Diddy’s Sean John panties got bunched up. He is a bit ticked off in this clip of the show when he receives complaints of a lack of money holding up the process of completion at the Sean John offices.

I don’t know how things turned out, but Derek stole the entire minute and all 41 seconds. I want to interview that kid.

“Cocooned into a butterfly”, my ass! Cassie is more like one of those flying roaches in the projects.

A new song called “Official Girl” has been floating around the web recently. It is rumored to be the first single off of the Bad Boy starlet’s upcoming album. We were promised that a noticeable change was in order, but Cassie still sounds like shit to me. How many times do I have to say that this girl is better off modeling? Not everyone is meant to sing, so if she isn’t taking pictures or serving Big Bufords at the Checker’s Drive-Thru, I don’t give a damn!

Play: Cassie - Official Girl

Update: I vote for Karina Pasian!

There is a significantly toasty spot in Hell waiting for the bitch that did this to R.Kelly’s head. Kizzy, was it you?

I was making one of my regular runs through Miss Info’s blog and that’s when I ran into this. Let’s not act like we don’t know what this new hairdo symbolizes. Braids resembling that of a 5th grade girl…sprayed golden…golden showers…you do the math, here. I’m through.

Wait, shouldn’t this Negro be in prison by now?!

“Honestly, I have no idea I’ve been in this business now 10 years strong. I’m not about games or anything else, I’m a headliner, I’m on magazine covers, all I have to say to others is Step your game up and Get your shit together. I’m focused on me. I’ve been through a lot. And this album represents that and my growth from Da Baddest to Still Da Baddest.”~ Trina Speaks to YBF about Khia

Trina is currently number 6 on the Billboard charts, with Still Da Baddest moving 47,000 copies in its first week. I suppose she can rub that in Khia’s face. If you ask me, none of these rap females have any time to be beefing with each other. All you chicks are either in jail or irrelevant.

[ photo spotted @ Necole Bitchie ]

Is Da Brat out of the closet now? She looks to be going for a new lesbe-rific look that only she can pull off — call it butch chic! I’m just wondering how deep she had to journey into the wig crypt to find that sea urchin sitting atop her scalp.

Honestly speaking, I love Brat. Nobody has swag like her. I bet she walked into that event gripping every coochie in sight, with no apologies. Only because she’s a bad chick like that.

Please take a minute to excuse the gap-mouthed child talking shit at the beginning of this clip. Let’s get to the meat of the matter here.

Chris Brown was apparently running a rehearsal with a random dance class somewhere when this was filmed. The song they covered: Michael Jackson - Get On The Floor. Go figure! Wipe your mouth off and step away from the penis, Christopher. Let’s try something new.

Young, Black, & Fabulous posted some fresh new photos of singer/songwriter (and focus of my stannery) Keri Hilson up today. You may know this talented beauty from records like, “The Way I Are” and as the lead video chick in Usher’s new video. Keri has written songs for artists such as Britney Spears, Chris Brown, Omarion, Jennifer Lopez, Ciara, Mary J. Blige and tons more. So, if you don’t know, now you know!

I wish Timbaland would stop running around with all these YT folk and drop this girl’s album…yeah Justin, I said it!

SOHH has confirmed that the long awaited album Tha Carter III from New Orleans rapper, Lil’ Wayne has been pushed back.

Though originally slated for a May release, Weezy’s rep confirmed to SOHH that the album is due out in June. The alleged cover art hit the net earlier today.

Tha Carter III hits stores June 10th via Young Money/Cash Money/Universal Motown Recordings. [ source ]

Yeah, the album got shoved back. Whatever.

I would like to touch base on that album cover. Why, Weezy? Why? The crazy thing is that minus all those tattoos sent by a demon named Photoshop, Dwayne actually looked like a normal black child…with disproportional eyebrows, of course.

Baby Daniel, I need your take on this.

Cedella Marley Booker, mother of late reggae icon Bob Marley, died Tuesday night at her South Florida home after a long illness. She was 81.

Booker was surrounded by loved ones inside her South Miami-Dade home and was ”very happy and very peaceful,” said daughter-in-law Sharien Booker. “Her vision was always to bring people together. She was a very loving person, and we know she’s happy.”

Booker’s grandson, Ky-Mani Marley, an accomplished musician himself, told The Miami Herald she had always been a “caring and supporting person in my life. She was always there to help me — even when I didn’t ask for help, she knew I needed help. She had that instinct to know when things were wrong and had the courage to fix it.” [ source ]

Booker was also a performer, with her own albums and spots on stage in her son’s shows. She also published books on Bob Marley. The Miami Herald reports that she is leaving behind 52 grandchildren!

My condolences to the family in their loss.