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KizzyRow called in sick to the Wig Crypt a few days ago and spent some time on Miami Beach catching some sun instead. She might end up missing.
We all have those days where we just want to let our armpits feel the fresh sea breeze and not worry about life’s trials. I’m not mad at Kizz at all…with those brand new boobies. Tell me that mean mug in the middle doesn’t tickle your soul just a bit.
Nothing like some old home videos to set the soul right. Check out this clip of Girls Tyme (who eventually became Destiny’s Child) rehearsing some dance moves way back when. You have got to love memories like that, don’t you? Plus, the few shots of Papa Knowles wandering around with his Joe Jackson scowl on…oh, they just make it all worth while.
I vote to have all of those outfits reborn into a Dereon: Vintage Edition for girls this fall. Cut me my check, Tina!
Is this new picture of Teairra Mari supposed to symbolize the beginning of a rebellion against the wig crypt? I suggest she sits on down and gets back to sewing before Baby Daniel has her pissing in tin cans in the desert somewhere.
…looking like Zeena the Warrior Jackass.
Well, it looks like there is some sort of blogger epidemic going around known as tagging. Shouts to Sane and Jay Midnyte for involving me. Just so you all know, I’m not one to usually participate in this type of thing, but I’m in a good mood, so what the hell.
The Rules:
- Link the person who tagged you.
- Mention the rules in your blog.
- Tell about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours.
- Tag 6 following bloggers by linking them.
- Leave a comment on each of the tagged blogger’s blogs letting them know they have been tagged.
6 Furious Facts about Me:
1. I hate McDonald’s food. I had a bad McNugget when I was little and the bitch at the counter gave me attitude about it. I never went back.
2. I do a lot of dancing on my free time. I know the choreography to damn near every urban dance video created.
3. I fight girls. I try not to make a habit out of it, but some chicks go too far. One of my cousins tried to show out and called my grandmother a bitch last year…I beat the shit out of her.
4. I’m Jamaican — not too outrageously flashy about it, but I’m proud. I think Jamaica is the best place in the world.
5. I can’t stand unnecessary noise.
6. I was in anger management when I was 15. Shit ain’t work.
Now, I’m supposed to pass this around to 6 of my fellow bloggers, but I don’t want to. So, if you read this and you have a blog, consider yourself tagged.
The Knowles Effect — a rapidly spreading disorder which taps into the human psyche causing patients to believe that they are Beyoncé Knowles. Those experiencing The Knowles Effect often dress, act, dance, sing, and pose as Beyoncé in public. Researchers say the sickness travels through Popeye’s chicken and may have been created by Tina Knowles.
No, seriously speaking, I thought this video was cute. That wig was a huge NO, but the rest I’m not mad at. Little kids having fun is always good.
You, on the other hand…
Some of you sports fans, may know Santonio Holmes as the wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Others may know him as another football player with a criminal record. Now, we can all know him as the brother who likes to rock out with his cock out on the Internet. For some reason a photo of Holmes standing stark naked in the shower landed in my inbox today. I don’t get it. Is he pursuing a porn career or is Myspace starting a nude modeling feature?
Whatever. If anyone is interested in seeing a penis this evening (nobody can judge you but God), jump under the cut!
So, according to what I’ve read at Rap-Up.com, Plies just got done shooting a video with Ne-Yo for his record, “Bust It Baby Pt.2″. Please hold in your yelps of excitement until the end of the presentation.
Now, I’m going to give you my own speculated statement on how the video will turn out. Plies will be driving around South Florida in candy-painted dunks and all kinds of hood-fab cars. There will be countless cameos from Florida artists such as DJ Khaled, Rick Ross, Cool & Dre, Trina (if Kizzy ships the wig in on time), K-Foxx, Flo-Rida, and so on. Khia unfortunately gets no love. Plies will wear over-sized tees with some snazzy phrase on the front and matching caps. Then of course these beasts will be in every scene.
That is it. If you doubt my prediction, put your money on the table and tune into BET in a week or so to see the outcome.
It is folk like this that give celebrities inspiration to act like supreme jackasses in public. Please treat yourself to a Lil’ Kim stan’s detailed recap on her presence at a nightclub a few weeks ago.
“Kim was the shyt last night! She performed “Lighter’s Up,” “The Jump Off,” an “Magic Stick.” It was crazy the way people were acting when Kim arrived, str8 BANANAS!
Kim saw me and looked mad excited to see me. When she performed she pointed at me and said, “That’s my baby right there! I love him!” I was like AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! She was talking mad shit! She said she is dropping this SUMMER, that she is going to get her “SHIT TOGETHER” so she can do a BIG show at a colosseum or an arena. She said she dropped everyone who is around her and got a new crew and that it took for her to go to PRISON to find REAL friends and she had girls she was locked up with with her. She said, “a lot of ya’ll are standing to fake mothafucka’s in here!” She said she is going on TOUR with Ray-J called the “Stripclub Tour” [ somebody shoot my ass now! — Kid Fury ] and she did to a song with him and they played it.
Everyone in the audience was saying “FUCK REMY MA” and Kim laughed and brushed it off. SHe said her last boyfriend had a HUGE dick, lmao.” [ want more? ]
You know, I would normaly add a stank and witty little comment here for humor, but this young man has written all the funnies himself. Thank you, sir — for without fuckery enablers like you, we bloggers wouldn’t have much to talk about.
Damn, MJB! Was the budget that low? Whoever had the idea to loop a bunch of clips from Discovery Channel’s journey through the arctic needs to be fired…ASAP! This shit shall not stand!
Photoshop is the devil and the truth ain’t in it!
Us Weekly, I am neither interested in how Mariah (who is rocking that “Always Be My Baby” hairdo) lost 20 pounds, nor do I give a damn about her “teenage” body. The center of attention needs to be focused on why she is dressed like an off-duty girl scout selling Thin Mints and ass undercover.
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