It is folk like this that give celebrities inspiration to act like supreme jackasses in public. Please treat yourself to a Lil’ Kim stan’s detailed recap on her presence at a nightclub a few weeks ago.

“Kim was the shyt last night! She performed “Lighter’s Up,” “The Jump Off,” an “Magic Stick.” It was crazy the way people were acting when Kim arrived, str8 BANANAS!

Kim saw me and looked mad excited to see me. When she performed she pointed at me and said, “That’s my baby right there! I love him!” I was like AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! She was talking mad shit! She said she is dropping this SUMMER, that she is going to get her “SHIT TOGETHER” so she can do a BIG show at a colosseum or an arena. She said she dropped everyone who is around her and got a new crew and that it took for her to go to PRISON to find REAL friends and she had girls she was locked up with with her. She said, “a lot of ya’ll are standing to fake mothafucka’s in here!” She said she is going on TOUR with Ray-J called the “Stripclub Tour” [ somebody shoot my ass now! — Kid Fury ] and she did to a song with him and they played it.

Everyone in the audience was saying “FUCK REMY MA” and Kim laughed and brushed it off. SHe said her last boyfriend had a HUGE dick, lmao.” [ want more? ]

You know, I would normaly add a stank and witty little comment here for humor, but this young man has written all the funnies himself. Thank you, sir — for without fuckery enablers like you, we bloggers wouldn’t have much to talk about.

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