Kobe Bryant Is Alive?

Posted By Kid Fury on Friday.April.11th.2008 in Have A Seat!, Who Gives A Shit?, Yeah...Whatever.

A wise man once told me that with riches and fame can sometimes come the feeling of nonfulfillment. Kobe has made basketball history, raped white women, and created a shoe for us all to laugh at in the local Foot Locker. What does he do next?

He jumps over speeding automobiles.

Sorry to say that this is not Jackass, and although I believe the stunt was rigged, if he was to get run over by that car, I would have laughed my ass off.

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G
April 11, 2008 @ 1:20 PM

the car is symbolic for his previous court charges.
kobe is so clever.

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