Remy Ma’s people have posted a little note on her Myspace page asking fans to send letters to the judge telling how Rem’s music has “postively affected” them (*dies*), all in hopes of reducing her possible 25 year sentence.

It’s April Fools Day and I’m feeling foolish, so check out my letter after the cut.

Dear Judge,

Remy Smith is, in my eyes, the perfect picture of honesty, wisdom, and strength. From the top of her two-toned wig, down to the last corn on her big toe, this woman has definitely made a major impact on my way of living and thinking. The lyrics that Remy has delivered in numerous songs have been nothing short of dignifying leaves of poetry. Words such as, “Ya’ socks is fresh, ya’ boxers fresh, we still using condoms case ya’ cock ain’t fresh”, taught me that I must always remember to thoroughly wash my genitals on a daily basis. Is that not the PSA of an innocent women?

It is possible that Remy did in fact shoot Ms. Barnes-Joseph (Boooo!) in the stomach over $3,000, as that bitch alleges. However Judge, in a case like that, I think it is only sensible to stop and ask yourself — what would Shesus do? Shesus would bust caps and ask questions later! Remy taught me that life, family, friends, and freedom are not as important as 3 stacks, in any situation. That going to prison for 25 years, is nothing when compared to street cred. Hell, I can find an attorney to get me off…I’d just claim it was all an accident if something like that happened to me.

On the other hand, this note is not about me. It is about The Bronx’s model of perfection - Reminisce Smith. I beg you, Judge: please be light on her sentence. She has now remembered the child she has at home to take care of, although it is too late. She has so much more she could do with 25 years. Please, don’t be an asshole, your honor! Let Rem go free.

Sincerely,

Kid Fury

P.S. Nobody wants to get married in prison, anyway!

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