This bitch is crazy. Someone dust off a corner for her in the Chamber of Lost Causes and lock her ass in.

I’m starting to have the feeling that these gentlemen really believe they’re like New Edition version 2.5 or something. Anyway, before I roast their ugly asses up, I will admit the song is actually very nice and the video is not bad. However, I’m not spending any money from my hard-earned paycheck on their album. I could easily grab two All American Slams for that price. I’ll wait until they start battling Diddy for cash and become a little more seasoned in the industry.

Next!

The Urban Blogger is a new social network for bloggers and the good folks who read them — kind of like Myspace or Facebook, but with a focus on blogs. The site made its fresh launch on Monday and already has over 100 members (including yours truly…add me, bitches). This is definitely a cool place for bloggers, writers, and authors on the rise to interact with others and gain more readers to their websites, while readers can sign up and be introduced to all types of new sites. There are forums, groups, and profile pages for every member. One cool thing about it is that whenever you post a blog on your page it shows up on the site’s homepage for all to see. So, The Urban Blogger is a great place for all of us web junkies to come together and support one another.

Shouts to my girl, Necole Bitchie, for starting it all up. I stan for you, homie!

I think she’s serious, too.

Kill a few ducks, take a photo, and run that shit through Photoshop — instant album cover! I see you, Mariah. The joy of modern technology is something, ain’t it?

In case you were wondering how Amy Winehouse has been holding up, here are some new photos of her walking the London streets again…looking like she just crawled out of the abyss. Now, she did (or still does) have the Impetigo disease which messes with your skin, so I suppose that is what those blotches on her face are from. However, I don’t know of any disease that causes lacerations on the arm. Is this bitch cutting herself?!

Amy, the moment you wake up, before you put on your makeup, just say a little prayer for you!

Eddie Murphy has revealed the real reason he doesn’t want to have anything to do with his 11-month-old daughter Angel by Spice Girl Mel B - because he believes she trapped him into having a baby.

The Nutty Professor star claimed 32-year-old Mel insisted she was on birth control, and revealed they only had sex three times, according to a US report.

“What was supposed to be a casual relationship ended with her having his baby and taking him to court for millions,” a source told The National Enquirer. [ source ]

Is that so, Donkey?

Listen, unless the woman took a turkey baster to a condom and shot your kids up her canal when you weren’t looking, I’m going to have to vote no on your excuse. I don’t see how you can trap someone into having a baby. Both of you are too damn old to be acting like a college athlete and a campus whore. Grow up!

The US magazine Star reported on its website that after an initial scare earlier in the day, Halle gave birth to a beautiful baby girl on Sunday morning (US time) in Los Angeles.

An insider told the magazine, “Halle Berry had a 7lb 4 oz girl at 10:17am Sunday morning, March 16, at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles. The actress had checked into the hospital for the second time that day after feeling contractions earlier Saturday morning. [ source ]

It is about…damn…time! Halle Berry must have been pregnant for about 5 years. I was starting to think she was just going to pop and deflate like a dollar store balloon.

Congratulations to her and her white man. I know she has wanted a child for a while, so I’m happy for her.

I damn near jumped out of my skin when I came across this ad in my issue of this month’s VIBE. Yonnay is looking like someone blasted a full-force fart right in her eyes for this photo. Was it Hov? Did someone drop her Super Sweet Sixteen Dereon cake? What the hell is the mean mug for, lady?

Looks like Trina’s shooting a video for that new record of hers. It’s called “I Got A Thang For You” (ugh!) and features Meowth Keyshia Cole. Sad to say, I’m not feeling Trina like I used to. Oh well.

Keyshia looks like the cookie lady/girls basketball coach at my school for some odd reason. It’s funny because I don’t like that bitch either.

[ pic snatched from Oh Trina ]

Check out Chris Brown’s commentary on the fight he got into a few days back. According to him, the whole thing was a hoax and there was no altercation – that’s just the way they dance! Yeah, sure Negro, and I can shit gold bars on Monday mornings.

This photo with that young gentlemen holding you back doesn’t look like a new dance move at all. Now let’s cut to a video clip from that night showing you take your shirt off and get upset while the DJ asks everyone to relax. Ya’ll were getting ready to fight!

Lying on YouTube…boy stop!