Boom Kack…what in the fiery pit of Fly Girl hell is this? Why do ignorant coloreds insist on ruining Black History Month?

First of all, whoever told Laurie Ann Gibson that it was acceptable for her to start a singing career deserves a beheading. If Fergie and Nick Cannon had a lovechild with cerebral palsy, he/she would sound better than this. Not to mention I honestly believe that the budget for this video was pulled from the leftover change in Cheri Dennis’ pantyhose.

Britney Houston, please do a remake to this!

So, is the Hip-Hop Mobster thing still poppin’? I’m going to have to vote no on this one, as well.

 Check out the alternate cover at Nah Right!

I was having a perfectly fine day, until some angel dropped off this photo in my inbox. Now, I already hate Soulja Boy and anyone affiliated with him (he is Hip-Hop smog), so imagine how I felt seeing a picture of the child with his little soulja in his hand…yes, his penis in his hand!

There is no real telling if the erection young DeAndre is holding is real, seeing as how it is covered in his shirt (could be his trusty dildo), but I am creeped out all the same! Somebody needs to call this 17-year old boy’s mama and ask that woman why she’s not whooping his ass!

If you want to sneak a peek at the “goods”, keep reading. 

Lord, this is the type of shit that almost makes you ashamed to be Black. I wish I could honestly say that I’m not going to watch this season of Flavor of Love, but I’d be lying. It’s like VH1 is cooked crack — we all keep soaking it up even though we know it’s going to kill us.

Tyra Banks won’t stop ’cause she can’t stop!

The CW has green-lighted an untitled fashion-magazine reality series from Tyra Banks and Ken Mok, the duo behind the network’s No. 1 show, “America’s Next Top Model.”The series has received an eight-episode order and will begin production in April for a launch in late spring or summer. The show, which the CW unofficially describes as “The Devil Wears Prada” meets “The Assistant,” is eyed as a potential companion piece for “Top Model.”“It is a competition show about aspiring assistants looking to become assistant editors at a fashion magazine,” Mok said. “At the same time they’re trying to prove themselves as aspiring fashionistas, that they have a sense of style and savvyness, all the things to make it in the fashion world.” [ source ]

The power of the Forehead compels you!

No, I wasn’t watching the Super Bowl last night. I allowed the rest of the fam to coon it on up in front of the big screen while I caught up on The Wire. Congratulations to the NY Giants, though.

Anyway, since the big game was not on my agenda, I had no idea that Paula Abdul got her expired ass up on that stage and performed actual music. Oh, I vote no. How can you shut down millions of people’s hopes of being an American Idol and then pull some Britney VMA shit like this? I want justice!