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Monthly Archives: December 2013

Speaking of Tits…

Speaking of Tits…

So, I’m making a couple rounds on the celebrity fansites this chilly Miami afternoon and I happened upon this photo of Trina from Black Men Magazine (the one on the right). Then, I thought to myself, “something about this shit ain’t right”. KaTrina, you know I love you like Rick Ross loves cake, but your tittays have never [...]

February 28, 2008 Kid Fury I Vote No!, Photoshop Hell, That's A Damn Shame 0

Ms. Kelly Droppin Them Drawers?!

Ms. Kelly Droppin Them Drawers?!

“It has been revelaed that Kelly Rowland will wear her birthday suit for an upcoming cover shoot for PLAYBOY magazine. The Destiny’s Child singer is reportedlly receiving around $500,000 – $1 Million dollars to pose in the nude.” [ source ] So it has come to this, Michelle…I mean Kelly? The album doesn’t move in your [...]

February 28, 2008 Kid Fury Just Get A Real Job!, That's A Damn Shame 1

Just Plain Evil

Just Plain Evil

I wasn’t planning on posting today — life is a crisis, but that didn’t stop me from checking into my favorite blogs. Now, when I ran up into this “ad” on Crunk+Disorderly I had to squeeze in some time to comment on it. First of all, with the lack of female MCs excelling in the [...]

February 26, 2008 Kid Fury Have A Seat!, I Know I'm Not Too Ghetto, Setting Us Back To Slavery!, That's A Damn Shame 3

Janet Spoofs MTV Shows!

Janet Spoofs MTV Shows!

Well, who knew this chick had a funny side? Janet is being featured as the MTV Artist of the Week starting today, and as a part of her campaign she has been shooting small parodies of a few of MTV’s orginal shows. I enjoyed watching the clips, because they truly were pretty funny. Besides, JJ is gonna [...]

February 25, 2008 Kid Fury I Can't Hate, Videos 0

Whoopsies!

Whoopsies!

It’s bad enough that Kelly Rowland is trying her hardest to beat at that dead horse of an album, but Instyle Magazine just made everything harder when they printed Michelle’s name underneath Kelly’s photo. Ouch! I’m not gonna lie — I feel for the girl, but this shit had me rolling. You just can’t find quality humor [...]

February 25, 2008 Kid Fury That's A Damn Shame, Who Approved This? 1

You Have The Right To Remain Dumb!

You Have The Right To Remain Dumb!

Sgt. Frank Russo described what led two Maryland State Police officers to pull over two vehicles around 10:30 p.m. Thursday night on Route 50 westbound near Rising Eagle Rd. “They observed what appeared to be two vehicles driving in tandem at a high rate of speed,” Russo said. One occupant was Nahum Grymes, better known [...]

February 25, 2008 Kid Fury Have A Seat!, I Know I'm Not Too Ghetto, That's A Damn Shame 2

On Black History Month?

On Black History Month?

What in the upcoming VH1 reality show hell is this fuckery? Plies, I am holding you fully accountable for allowing all the local hoes, heifers, shones, skanks, skeezers, dykes, cumguzzlers, and hoodrats to display their true colors on this the month of our people’s history. I don’t know what a “Bust It Baby” is, but if [...]

February 22, 2008 Kid Fury Have A Seat!, Hot Garbage!, I Know I'm Not Too Ghetto, Setting Us Back To Slavery!, Who Approved This? 5

Why Hast Thou Forsaken ME?

Why Hast Thou Forsaken ME?

See, this is the type of shit that makes you wanna punch a newborn baby in the face. Tiffany (New York) Pollard will be back with a third season of her VH1 reality show, this time sharing the bill with her ne’er-do-well boyfriend George (Tailor Made) Weisgerber. “The season is going to be called ‘New [...]

February 21, 2008 Kid Fury I Vote No!, Setting Us Back To Slavery!, When Will This End? 2

Janet Covers VIBE…Twice!

Janet Covers VIBE…Twice!

And the magazine cover mayhem starring Janet Jackson has begun. I just want to see her spread across the front of KING with the So So Def logo branded on her ass and a roasted apple stuffed in her mouth. Harris Publications, let’s make this a go! [...]

February 21, 2008 Kid Fury I Can't Hate 3

Spoiled Milk

Spoiled Milk

Speaking of American Idol heifers, look who’s hitting the block with a new music video. You think you’re slick, don’t you Paula? You just sat in that judging seat for six years allowing everyone to think that you were sweet and innocent, when deep down you were just using all of this as undercover promo to lead [...]

February 21, 2008 Kid Fury And?, Have A Seat!, Who Approved This?, Your Opinion Please 0