Now I see how the plan all comes together. First Raz-B (aka The Boy Who Cried Rape) starts up some drama, then the other two fuel it, now…they’re making music again? You little bastards think you’re slick don’t you?

“Body Up” is their new song (it’s new to me anyway) and it is pure filth. Click here if you’d like to hear it. I’d rather dump a tub of sulfuric acid on my head than entertain this any further. I’m through.

Okay, what in the name of Darkwing Duck hell is this? Is that a dead crow perched atop D.Woods’ head? I’m going to need them to  flip and reverse this foolishness somewhere. Boo!

God, I love this woman! Anyone who knows me knows that I adore Erykah Badu. So allow me to step into my stan shoes. Ms. Badu’s new album, New AmErykah, hits stores February 26th and you would be a fool not to grab a copy…A FOOL! Get with this real shit or get lost!

Check out the beautiful New AmErykah album cover and a new promo pic after the jump!

So, Miss Trina has been working hard these past few days traveling the country doing shows and promo and such. Here she is at the Rumba Lounge in Sarasota, FL performing a medley of ass-shaking tunes for her fans. I’m not mad at her, but her facially disturbed cohorts need to go. A high concentration of ugly, such as that, must be contagious.

Yeah, Tyler…I’m gonna have to pass on this one. Lord knows I love Angela Bassett and you almost won me over after I saw Jenifer Lewis fall in that grave, but I still vote no. I’m pretty sure I can make an educated guess on how the movie will pan out – the same way all of them do.

Ray J…drink bleach, please! Let’s see how many times this video plays on BET.

I’ve always said it, but I never got a chance to publish it…until now.

I dare you to disagree.

So, here is my theory. Jayceon was sitting at home farting and playing X-Box with nothing to do. So, in a haste to remain relevant, he recorded himself getting a star tattooed around the LA tattoo that covers the very flaming butterfly tattoo on his face. By a show of hands, who cares?

Oh, Lord! Not Curtis…

It never hit me that 50 got his buckteeth sawed down until I saw this picture up at Crunk+Disorderly. This is where the madness starts, people. First it’s the teeth, then it’s the nose, and before you know it a negro ends up looking like a mutant. Ask Lil’ Kim!

I mean how does he know the ladies didn’t like his big ass beaver teeth?

Let my intro state that I have no beef with Harlem. I love the place and all of NY for that matter, but all these gay ass dances have to be obliterated! It’s like as soon as they see the world of music and dance start to heal, they get a camera and start stabbing it again.

What the hell was the budget for this cheap ass video? Two dollars and pack of Skittles gum?