Once again, I blame Diddy! So, if you are an avid listener of Hot 97 or you stay surfing the web for celeb gossip, then you probably heard Danity Kane’s recent interview with Miss Jones. Why they would even go back over there is…anyway.

So, of course Jonesy and her goons decided to amp up some drama and the R&B girlies got into dissing Keyshia Cole. Now, I love a hefty helping of shit-talking just as much as the next person, but we all know that Ms. Cole will mollywhop all five of these hoes. Plus, if Neffie and Ms. Frankie get involved…oh yes, there will be blood!

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Finally a Lil’ Mama video with a budget. Nice work.

Forgive the brief intermission. I am trying to balance work, school, The Fury, drama, dealing ass-whoopings, and many other endeavors all at once. So, sometimes things slow down. I apologize, but let’s face it…I post on this bitch when I can.

Now, enough about me, let’s talk shit about Oprah! Yes, that big plump figure above is a sculpture of Oprah Winfrey created by Daniel Edwards. The “Oprah Sarcophagus” is supposedly Edwards’ way of celebrating a living goddess. I am so not mad at this. Don’t you just love how those big golden breasts swoop down to the side like that? Ugh…GENIUS!

I wonder if they will bury her in it…

Just to get the question out of the way…yes, that is a man dressed as Janet Jackson! He or she or it goes by the name of Britney Houston; a dancer who likes to perform little spoofs a popular videos. Go check the YouTube page.

I would just like to know what “Britney” does for a living. I mean, in my eyes if you have time to go about re-creating an entire music video like this, from the costumes to the settings, you must have a very uneventful life, otherwise. The shit is funny, though!

So, I ran into this photo on a large forum dedicated to Monica and that’s when I remembered that she was pregnant. Apparently, she loves kids — good for her! I still want to know who her first son’s real daddy is, but let’s not ruin the warm moment presently in front of us.

[insert “awwwww” here!]

Okay, so what is the name of her song? Somebody please enlighten me, because ya’ll know I don’t watch 106 & Park!

Mmm…can’t say I’m surprised! Nude photos are only a prerequisite of a successful pop career. Ask anyone – If all else fails, drop them drawers. I’m not even mad at you, Forhedda. I blame Chris Brown!

Check out more nudie pics underneath the cut!

Oh, to be a young man in the 1950’s with the knowledge that one day Negroes would own jewelry…that would be some good stuff. Not only does Pharrell own the Blason line, but he is partnered with Louis Vuitton in it’s production. Now, we all know niggas love that Louie V!

Um, I smell success!

I thought the new season of Flavor of Love was suppose to feature classy, humble, and sophisticated women. Yet, I still see some booty-tooting hoes with crooked weaves. I’m not mad or surprised, really. I’m just saying…you ain’t got to lie, VH1!

I’m sure I will be tuning in to this fuckery, although my New Year’s resolution was to stop watching Viacom’s reality shows. Peep the rest of the chickenheads after the cut. You’re going to drool over their nicknames.