You know what…I actually liked this commerical. It spoke to the inner depths of my soul and I’m not sure why. I would really hope that Beyonce’s life isn’t as hectic as they made it seem in the ad; Lord knows I would not be afraid to shut an Escalade full of bitches the hell up. Well, like I said the commerical is pretty decent, although a cameo from Baby Daniel would have been much more appreciated instead of that damn cousin of hers (I can’t stand her for reasons that I will keep to myself).

BTW: What the hell does that little boy want a boomerang for? Black people should know not to buy their children anything that they must throw to enjoy.

I’m kinda late, but I am starting to learn that there actually is life outside the Internet and I’m enjoying it. Well anyway, Jay-Z has announced that he is releasing a new album on November 6th. “Blue Magic” is the premiere track off of the forthcoming album titled American Gangster, inspired by the working film by the same name. The record, produced by The Neptunes, is pretty impressive, but I don’t see it being the first single of a Hovito LP. It hasn’t got that extra something that his other tracks do. It is still a great song, but hopefully we will hear more soon enough. Only time will tell, I guess.

Play Me: Jay-Z - Blue Magic (f. Pharrell)

Sean Kingston looks like a big ass dung beetle…there, I said it. The singer/rapper (hmph!) who was discovered on Myspace, debuted a video for his new single “Me Love” through Yahoo! Music. It bugs me out that when this kid finally decides to record a song with a carribean sample on the beat, it has to be that of UB40 - a wack reggae group from Britian consisting of mostly white folk. Anyway, I will give him a break this time, because the song is kind of catchy and a hell of a lot better that the prior garbage he put out.

“Amy Winehouse is my favorite artist right now, she’s so refreshing. My sister told me about her and I was like, ‘Oh my God, this chick is fly!’” — Kelly Rowland

I love you, Kelly. Gawd knows I do, but I wish that for once you would stop kissing the asses of all these other singers and focus on you. Amy Winehouse is great - I love that drunk skank just as much as the next music fan. However, what other artist have you heard say that Kelly Rowland is a bad bitch? Not many.

The new season of America’s Next Top Model premiered last night on The CW. If you are like me, then you probably forgot to give a damn and missed it. So here is a quick look at the ninth cycle’s fresh batch of model material.

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Lisa; Ambreal; Mila

Heather; Ebony; Jenah

Janet; Chantal; Victoria

Sarah; Kimberly; Saleisha

Bianca

Um, is it just me or is there always a black chick named Ebony on every damn season of this series? Whatever.

Fans have expressed a bit of distaste for Chris Brown’s new album cover. It might be due to its sheer ugliness. I’m just saying, no emerging artist has any business hiring crackheads to mock up a half-ass photoshop mess for their sophomore album. This shit sucks! However, I have heard that this isn’t a definitive prdouct, so things may change. Let’s hope so. What do you think of Chris’ album cover?

Kanye West Outsells 50 Cent: Big shocker there!

Kanye West’s “Graduation” (Def Jam) easily leads the star-studded class of Sept. 11 releases, posting The Billboard 200’s largest sales total in more than two years. Nielsen SoundScan will show West’s album moved 957,000 during its first six days when the tracking service refreshes its charts tomorrow morning (Sept. 19). [ source ]

Word is that Curtis sold a little under 700,000 copies of his album. I don’t care, really. Whatever shuts him up is fine by me.

Beyonce purchased a new wig recently and by the looks of this photo, it isn’t holding too well. Why am I not surprised? Anyway, please don’t let this change in color consume an excessive amount of your life…shit ain’t that deep!

I felt like the odd man out the other day when I found that none of my friends remember the “Eleven, Twelve” song by The Pointer Sisters. Granted it is a recording from the old school Sesame Street days, but it will live with me for life. So for those of you who forgot it or just never knew it, treat yourself to this smash hit!

“That’s the difference people don’t understand. Everyone talks about the beef I had with 50; he has beef with all types of rappers, but I’m the only rapper who went and handled my business and went and hollered at him man to man… And the moment I heard he had a record about me, I knew where he resided, I knew where he hung out, I went and seen and him. “Homie, you have a problem with me? What’s happening? You ain’t got to rhyme about it, I’m right here in front of your face.” So that’s how our situation took place, and I handled my business with 50 and 50 knows that. That’s why I’m such a threat to him, that’s why he doesn’t like me so much.” – Ja Rule on beef with 50 Cent

Why are people still acknowledging Jeffrey? I thought this song was enough evidence that he is practically dead to the world. And instead of interviewers asking him questions about his next album that will never drop, they want to take it back to the dead ass 50 Cent beef. Will someone leave a rose by the grave of Ja’s career, so it may rest in peace?