Willie; Robert; Mike; Qwanell; Brian

So, the live finale to Making The Band 4 aired last night on MTV. After weeks of waiting, millions of fans were finally set at ease when Diddy chose the members of his new group. While most people assumed that it would be a quartet, Diddy (predictably) instead decided to create a group of five guys at the last minute. Those lucky five were the gentlemen pictured above. In usual fashion, I’m gonna have to say that I hardly give a damn. I didn’t watch most of the season, due to the fact that the estrogen levels spewing from my television set nearly caused me to sprout a breast. Men acting like women - shit ain’t cute! Not to be a pessimistic bastard (ha ha), but I don’t really see these fellas becoming the next New Edition. It’s their job to change my mind.

In any case, I congratulate them as well as their fellow MTB4 cast-mate, Donnie, who in a turn of events only suitable for a Puff Daddy reality series, was announced to be signing on to Bad Boy as a solo artist. Yippee!

This past Saturday, Nelly felt the need to climb off of Ashanti and set his nipples free at the premiere of the Ivy Hotel in San Diego, California. Oh, what the development of pectoral muscles can do for a man’s ego. This one is for the ladies - so soak it up!

Check out these photos and more highlights of the weekend at Think2wice.org.

DJ Khaled’s video for his newest single “I’m So Hood” recently premiered. The record features Slip-N-Slide heavyhitters Trick Daddy, Rick Ross, and Plies with T-Pain on the hook. Can I just say that T-Pain is completely surpassing Lil Wayne in the musical fungus department? He is on every damn song on the radio these days and I’m not going to knock his hustle, shit! Anyway, the video looks exactly like the first one if you ask me. There is a miniscule transition towards the end where Young Jeezy comes in for his verse on Khaled’s “Brown Paper Bag”, but I’m not raving about this at all. It could’a been better.

Missy Elliott is adding flair to a new ad campaign for Doritos Collisions, Billboard has learned. In a TV spot that debuts Sept. 17, Elliott is seen working on a new track and then pausing to snack on Doritos Collisions chips. Inspired by the two different-tasting chips in the same bag, Elliott has an epiphany: her song needs two different musical styles. So, she immediately injects her hip-hop track with a little bit of country twang. [ source ]

So Missy is in cahoots with Doritos now. How cliché is this mess? In that case, why doesn’t Karrine Steffans partner up with Trojan Condoms for a new limited edition Supahead size? And while she’s at that, Lil Wayne, Chingy, and Big Tigger can film a campaign for the Logo Network. Let’s all just find the niche where we belong and work it, hell!

“Before I work with Lauryn Hill again, you will have a better chance of seeing Osama Bin Laden and [George W.] Bush in Starbucks having a latte, discussing foreign policies, before there will be a Fugees reunion,” Pras told AllHipHop.com. “At this point I really think it will take an act of God to change her, because she is that far out there.”

Harsh words! Damn, first Wyclef and now Pras? Seems like everybody is shitting on Lauryn these days. Poor thing lost her natural mind and I don’t think she is going to find it anytime soon.

One thing I have learned about drug addicts is that they like to fight. I knew a crackhead who used to attack stray cats all the time. It’s wierd.

Anyway, Amy Winehouse and her husband Blake Fielder-Civil got into it early Thursday morning. The results: a bloody beatdown (just how I like them). I can’t tell from the pictures who came out of the scuffle victorious, but I hear Amy was high, so she probably got a 1up on Blake’s ass.

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Don’t you love how they made up, though? Like, “Okay, fight is over. Let’s go grab some cigs!”

Read the entire story at DailyMail.

Is anybody going to buy this shit?

Will the real Lord & Saviour please stand up?

Remy Ma is out of her spit-n-shine mind for this fuckery. You don’t know how badly I wanted a crow to swoop down and peck out her damn eye. However, at the end of the day, this is between her and Jesus (the real one). May he have mercy on her looney ass soul.

I woke up late to about 10 different emails concerning last night’s Screamfest Concert at Madison Square Garden in NYC. While many people continue to refer to the show as “historic”, I honestly don’t see what was so damn special about it. Besides the fact that 50 Cent and Kanye shared the stage for a spell, what happened that night that hasn’t happened on some other stage some other time? Don’t get me wrong - I would have loved to be there bopping to these Hip-Hop greats, but I think “historic” is a stretch. Check out more hot pics from the show at KilledThat.com and go to MTVNews for a recap.

Beyonce gave her fans a little more than they bargained for during her latest Toronto performance, when the dress she was spinning around in flew up, nearly exposing her tittays! The malfunctioning gown was undoubtedly a Tina Knowles original - there’s hell in that there fabric. Anyway, this just goes to show you that if you try to wear a cape as a dress and mix in a megapowered fan you may garner embarassing results. Learn from a diva’s mistakes and move on.

…just fuckin’ up all over the stage these days, huh?