It didn’t take long for some fool to leak the entire Graduation album onto the Internet. I’ve been getting numerous messages stating that the Kanye West compilation is now available online and I’m not happy about it. Ripping CDs from the net before they drop hurts the artist - and this happens to be an artist that I like, dammit! I suggest that all you bloggers who are hosting the tracks on your sites for free take them down in a hurry, before Def Jam digs in that ass.

I know it was you Five Dimes. You ain’t no good.

Looks like Chris Breezy premiered his latest video on 106 & Park last night - I can’t be too sure because I don’t entertain visual fuckery. The single is called “Kiss Kiss” and features T-Pain. The video was shot 5 mintues away from my house at Florida International University. Testicular Pain is actually rapping this time around. Suprising, but I still don’t like the song. The overall concept of the video is average. Christopher being a bully is hard to believe (if he shoves me, I’m raising hell). I also don’t understand the stocking cap on his head. I didn’t think people still rocked those in public. In any case, this video is better than the last.

The ‘razzi had a blast outside of Club Mahiki in London last week when a certain Bajan singer decided to leave. I’m guessing that the objective in following Rihanna around and taking photos of her everyday is to assure her fans that she hasn’t died. So there you have it, people. Mega-Head is still alive and kicking.

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This is a little treat for all my fellow horror movie buffs out there. Lionsgate/Twisted Pictures is in the post-production stage of the fourth chapter of their legendary gorefest Saw. The next sequel is set to hit theaters on October 26th - just in time for Halloween, as usual. The first scene of the new movie premiered at this year’s Comic-Con in San Diego…and then it hit Youtube. I’m not very satisfied with it though. I expected more blood and/or guts and/or severed limbs. Whatever.

Check out the poster for Saw 4 after the jump!

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Make yourself familiar with Janelle Monae if you haven’t done so already. The Purple Ribbon All Star has released the first suite of her album, Metropolis, online and it is sick! Here she performed one of the more popular tracks, “Violet Stars/Happy Hunting”, at Criminal Records in ATL. As much as I love her, I still don’t understand her hair. It reminds me of this freakish anime character from a show I used to watch.

Apparently, Trina’s album, The Baddest Chick 2, has been pushed back from September all the way to the top of next year. My friends, I am holding a heavy heart. I didn’t see this coming at all (bitch please).

Slip-N-Slide Records “Home of the Hits” will continue to make its mark on the charts with upcoming releases by such notable artists as Rick Ross (“Trilla” – 11/11/07 Slip-N-Slide Records/Def Jam); the first lady of Slip-N-Slide Records Trina (“Da Baddest Chick Part 2 Reloaded” 2/18/08 Slip-N-Slide Records); Trick Daddy (Album Title TBD: Slip-N-Slide Records/Atlantic 2008) and Dirtbag (“Dirty Business” Slip-N-Slide Records 2008 ). [ source ]

Yeah, this all figures. Maybe the Ex-Mrs. Carter should start a vocational pole-dancing and booty-clapping course at Miami Dade College to earn some extra cash on the side. Then, she can push her album on her own and won’t have to worry about this type of thing. Either that or apply at Chicken Kitchen!

Apparently, there was some filthy gossip going around about Sean Kingston nabbing the starring role in the Notorious B.I.G. film. Who is to blame for the birth of this putridity? Sean Kingston, of course. Homeboy, went around telling folk:

“My management had told me about it. And then you know, I auditioned for it. And then I met with the director, the big director, and I nailed it. So he’s giving me a shot now, in being in the movie.”

Just when my heart hit the floor and began to disintegrated into nothingness, my girl Miss Info saved the day and brought the truth to the light! Wayne Barrow, who is Biggie’s manager, friend, and executive producer for the highly anticipated biopic, warned her that nobody has been casted for any part in the movie and the search is still on!

So, is that how Sean Kingston’s chubby behind plans on following up “Beautiful Girls”? With dirty, rotten, unforgivable lies? I demand punishment!

Check out MissInfo.tv for more info and audio of the quotes.

Shouts to my homie Fresh for putting me on to Britney Houston. I don’t care what anyone else has to say - this is some gutbusting hilarity.

Rappers are still picking on Kanye West - this time very irrelevant rappers. Niggas be trying to drag each other down to get to the top. Shit is sad!

In a recent interview, MIMS claimed that Kanye stole his sound, which consists of sped-up soul samples. He stated, “I recorded my album five years ago so I did it first.” What this One Hit Wonder fails to realize is that his mathematics are all wrong. Allow me to break it down - MIMS (Music Is My Saviour) was released in 2007. If he recorded it five years ago as he says, then he would have been working on this infamous sound in 2002. Kanye’s first album, College Dropout, wasn’t released until 2004, however he had been using said sound to produce beats for other rappers since 2000, which means he did it first. Shut down! Get back in the studio, Shawn!

Another rapper shooting barbs at ‘Ye is Wine-O, from Houston, Texas. Now, I have only known Wine-O as the dude with the eye-patch that’s on the 3rd page of damn near every issue of Ozone Magazine. So, it makes sense for him to pick on Negroes he doesn’t know. He took the time to record a track called “911″ in which he took Beanie Sigel’s side and called Kanye gay. On the other hand, he also called out 50 Cent, saying that his nuts are so much bigger than Fif’s. That, sir, is pretty damn gay! Shut down! You can listen to the wackest diss record of the year at Wine-O’s myspace.

Kanye I have your back for today…tomorrow may be different.

While I await the release of Kanye’s Graduation, I spend my solo time jamming to Common and his Finding Forever. His new single “Drivin‘ Me Wild” was a hit to me as soon as I found that he collaborated with Lily Allen for its production. Yes, I also bump Alright, Still when I’m in the zone. Sure enough, I love the new song and the video is perfect. It has just the right amount of humor and complexity that I love in my music vids. I don’t really understand why Jeremy Piven made a cameo, though. Smokin Aces wasn’t that damn good.

10 points to Gryffindor Common!