This fall, my worst nightmare may become a reality…a reality series, that is. Choreographer to the stars and all around freak show, Laurie Ann Gibson, is shockingly working on an album [insert blood-curdling shriek here] . Not only that, but the recently abolished Making the Band dance coach is filming a reality show on the work.

Can I just say this? If Three 6 Mafia, Paula Abdul, Kimora Lee, those three Playboy hoes, and this bitch can all have reality shows, I should have one too. My life is just as interesting if not more.

The Laurie Ann Gibson Show (also titled “Making The Record” –bleck!) is in post-production and being shopped around as we speak. It will most likely be tossed into an MTV slot, where we can all throw our guts up watching Boom Kat in all her dramatic craziness prepare for failure. I love Grape Juice.

Hey everyone, MIMS is still alive! For a second there, I thought the mean ‘ol Grim Reaper jacked him for his fitted cap and dragged his ass off to the other side. Here he is though in New York doing God knows who gives a damn! It’s kinda sad how everyone said that The Last MIMSY would be a one-hit-wonder and although he was convinced otherwise, he turned out to be one anyway. So I beg you to add him to your prayer list. Remember what happened to Houston’s looney ass. We don’t need another Hip-Hop psycho.

More pics courtesy of What’s Poppin after the jump…

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Fresh, I guess.

Just felt like throwing it back to end the week out. Stay with me. The year is 1992; one of my all time favorite music groups, TLC, released their first album, Ooooooohhh….On the TLC Tip. To this day, I can still proudly say that every album by the top selling girl group is in my collection and I bump to them on the regular. Their single “What About Your Friends” is one of my preferred tracks, so I give you the video - also a classic. Destiny’s Child, Danity Kane, Cherish…you hoes may bow down now.

How is 50 Cent’s album release going? I’m getting the vibe that nobody cares about it. I know I don’t, but enough about that hopelessness - on to the new music. As you may have heard Five Dimes and That White Boy have been working in the studio together on a track dedicated to porno…sad. The record was originally titled “AYO Pornography”, but 50’s label suggested something a little more household friendly, so it was changed to “AYO Technology”. I suppose they realized how stupid that title was, thus it was once again changed. “She Wants It” is slated to be the next single off the Curtis album. Check the Timbaland produced trash out below!

Play Me: 50 Cent - She Wants It (feat. Justin Timberlake & Timbaland)

Reports are gliding in that Kim Porter is leaving the father of her kids, P.Diddy. The two never really settled down or planned marriage, but did not have a problem knocking boots and making babies (including the funky-named twins from December). Then there was the mysterious creeping Diddy was doing with Sienna Miller and the rumor of his affair with Claudia Jordan; it’s no wonder Kimmy wants to pack up her bags and leave. Oh well, did we really see that union as an everlasting one? Fish don’t fry in the kitchen!

I can’t confirm it, but I’m pretty sure that Remy Ma is on a slow fall to hell for this mixtape art. The skull on the cross is one thing, the word “bitches” underneath is another, but that wig…oh, I’m thinking that’s blasphemy. Where the hell is Al Sharpton?

Why am I not suprised that this chick is promoting something with the words “wet” and “slick” in them?

It has been exactly two whole weeks since I last mentioned BeNazi (just something I cooked up in my head - let it go). That won’t do, now will it. So, I present to you the official remix to “Get Me Bodied” featuring everyone’s favorite chipped tooth rap star, Fabolous. It’s been sautéed in a new beat and I kind of perfer it to the Swizz Beatz version. Do the Naomi Campbell walk while I snap for the kids!

Play Me: Beyonce - Get Me Bodied [Remix] (feat. Fabolous)

America is an amazing country. One where you can garner a nickname for your penis-gobbling ability and find instant fame. Promiscuity is the hot new shit on the street. Here is Karrine “Kumguzzla” Steffans (I made my own nickname for her) on the cover of KING Magazine; breasts out as if we didn’t expect it. Must feel good to be a top dollar ho!

This was, by far, the worst Ciara music video yet. Walking around Atlanta in a canary yellow hooker get-up searching for monkeys is not in the least bit captivating. Well, at least she caught her monkey…a big one too. 50 Cent clocked into the video, bare chested as always. Seems like a real romance is budding here. I’m not sure why Fif and Ciara are trying to play us like they didn’t go home and spoon after the BET Awards. Whatever, that’s gross anyway.