All I have to say is “Thank you, Miss Info“. No further words.

I’ll be flying out of the country this weekend. I have to attend a funeral next week, so posts may be a bit slow. I apologize. If I can find a computer with Internet access while I’m gone, I’ll try to get some stuff in.

Anyway, I’m rounding the week up with an old school video from a very freaky R&B fox - Ms. Adina Howard. “Freak Like Me” was one of her more infamous records, released far before Howard was singing about T-Shirts and panties. Most of you should remember this sex anthem from back in ‘95. If not, then make yourselves familiar.

I’m back - checking in with the everyone for a while. I hope Remy Ma’s pistol popping drama hasn’t rocked anyone’s bells the wrong way. Let’s take a deep breath.

So, T.I. and Tiny were in town this past weekend for his album release party and such. Seeing the above picture along with various others that emerged on the net got me to thinking. Why the hell does Tiny follow T.I. around all the damn time? Whenever he appears in public, she is not but a few inches behind him. And who is watching the 75 kids that they have at home? I’m all for black love, but their is only so much that my bowels can take.

Pics courtesy of TrinaFan.com.

On a scale of 1-10, how much does this video suck, with 1 being “just a little bit” and 10 being “straight to the dump”? This is just another clue that something ain’t right in the world of Five Dimes. He’s kinda like Two Dimes, a Nickel, and a Half-Pence at this point.

Maybe this is the opportunity Ja Rule needs to swing back in and steal G-Unit’s spotlight…I get a point for positivity, bitches!

Hey people,

I just wanted to let all of my readers know that I will be taking a break from The Fury for a few days. I just had a close family member pass away, so I’m dealing with that for now. I should be back on here dissing fools sometime next week. Until then, you can check in at Miss Info TV, Crunk & Disorderly, and A Hot Mess! I’ll be back in a bit!

– Kid Fury aka Miami Greg

For all you bustas who ain’t know, my furry red homeboy Elmo is a pop-lockin’, booty bouncin’, R&B chief. Chris Brown learned all that he knows from the many precious years he spent watching the king grooving down Sesame Street. Now, the two stars have joined forces for a tribute to street signs called “See the Signs”. We, the public, couldn’t ask for more. Hopefully, Elmeezy will allow Chris to be a guest on his upcoming LP.

Is anybody else tired of seeing these two? Ewww…

Here’s the video for Keyshia Cole’s latest tune, “Let It Go”, where she lets the ladies know that they should never fret over trifling men, but instead go to the club get drunk and possibly go home with a new one. The track’s producer Missy Elliott is featured on the song, as well as Lil’ Kim and her porcelain face. I won’t front - I like this record. It’s very smooth. Maybe the Biggie influence is what gives it extra points.

However, I still think Keyshia Cole is ugly - like a stray siamese cat or something. Sorry.

I don’t mean to sound like a hater (although I’m very good at it), but I’m so over this damn dance move. It’s like, “We get it, Ciara. You can fold yourself back like a little ebony origami puppet. Whoop!”, but it’s only so fascinating. Ci-Ci isn’t the reason I am annoyed by “The Matrix” however; the stunt is wack in general. I have been witness to many folk falling flat on their asses trying to be Neo. We weren’t all meant to dance. Can we move on to a new jig, please? Thanks.

BTW: Are The Wachowski Brothers being compensated for this shit?