This is definitely Chris Brown’s best video yet. A little disturbing though - I don’t fuck with the vampires…and the platinum fangs should have been yanked! The whole gothic/demon feel is kind of Thriller-esque, don’t you think? Riding MJ hard aren’t we, Christopher?

The video for Tiffany Evans’, “Promise Ring”, has finally premiered and I could not be any more excited. Homegirl has grown - she looks so different. Her career is bound to be a prosperous one and I can’t wait to see it grow.

The video could have been better, budget-wise. The settings seemed really cheap and poorly thought out. However, I love that Tiffany can dance. It gives her several more points. The cameo from Ciara was also pleasing. I’m satisfied.

What’s that Cassie? You’ll eat your heart out now? Good girl.

Trouble-prone rapper Foxy Brown was attacked yesterday by three of her ex-boyfriend’s gal pals - who pulled out her hearing aid and tore her hair weave at his prompting, police sources said.

The assault occurred after the hip-hop artist dumped her beau at 5:30 a.m. in Brooklyn because she found out he was a pimp, sources said.

The two were in his car in East New York, and she “was giving him the heave-ho,” one source said.

“This ex-boyfriend called some of his women, and they pounced on her,” another police source said. “They beat her bad. They ripped out her hair weave. Her hair was a mess - and that seems to be what she cared about most.”

The women also stole Brown’s handbag and $500, the sources said. [ source ]

I’m going to need to say a long prayer tonight. Not for Foxy; for myself for rolling around on the floor in laughter after reading this. I know I’m wrong, but they pulled out her hearing aid! That is gold!

In all seriousness though, I’m sure Inga will be fine. I just can’t understand how she continues to get caught in these violent episodes. What a crazy ex-boyfriend. If it was any other female, I’d be down to beat the dude’s ass. In this case however, I prefer to crack the fuck up! HA!

Remember last year when Jay-Z being featured on a track felt inordinately exciting, due to his comeback and all? Now its just like “Hi, Hov’…bye, Hov’”. Still a Hip-Hop great, just not as pressing. Maybe it’s me. I’m trying to get my dog Magellan from Eureeka’s Castle on a track for a comeback out of this world. Get ready for hotness.

Oh, T.I. is on this record, too. Go Nah Right!

Play Me: T.I.P. - Watch What You Say (feat. Jay-Z)

Ever since my girl Trina got her Cash Money penis back, it’s like the lightbulb clicked on in that little light-skinned head of hers. She seems to be getting her shit together, no? I guess that’s what a sweaty night with Weezy can do for ya’. Here she is glam’ed up at the DJ Khaled album signing last week. Your weave ain’t fresh like that, is it?

Anyway, The Baddest Bitch has recently been nominated for an Ozone Award (confetti). She’s going up against Shawnna, Rasheeda, and Gel N’ Weave of Crime Mob. Tough competition! The Ozone awards are being held here in Miami, by the way. Try to fit in a prayer for my little city.

If ever there was a woman I would raise children with, it would probably be that Chrisette Michele. Those jazzy, neo-soul, R&B, gospel vocals are enough to make me climax (that’s right - a sexy and poetic voice can take me to the highest peak of the mountain!). Not only does Ms. Michele swoon me as a musician, but she’s pretty damn good looking as well. Like the last slice of red velvet cake at the wedding you never wanted to attend.

Chrisette’s album is in stores now. If you don’t have it, grab a copy!

So, are you up for a lesson on the hot new trends in diss records? Cool, listen up. When a DJ refuses to play your music, call them out! It’s as easy as that and in the end, you come out looking really cool. Just ask Young Buck!

Now that I released my sarcasm, let’s be real. DJ Khaled is Terror Squad; Young Buck is G-Unit; Both camps have beef. Why would Khaled play Buck’s music? This diss track is pointless. The Cashville rapper is basically whining the entire time and stating that Trick Daddy, Rick Ross, and even Cool & Dre have his back. Imagine a toddler in a grocery store bitching that some other baby got a pack of Bubble Yum and he didn’t - it’s one in the same. And just for the record, do you even know the name of Buck’s new single?

Didn’t think so.

I honestly think this is the first time I have ever seen Camel and Harpy kiss each other. Seeing this photo is not as fulfilling as I thought it would be. It’s actually kind of uncomfortable - making my tongue dry and what not.

Crunk & Disorderly gives me reason to live!

Do you know what this song says to me? It says, “Hi. I’m Forhedda and I can be a rock star if Def Jam spanks me hard enough. Grind against a car, Jay? No problem.” I’m still trying to warm up to this girl’s plastered up little she-devil character, but if one of the cars in this video had run her ass over, I would have been quite pleased. Call it what you want - I’m seeking help.

I’m going to name my first born Concrete Loop!

Remember on Timbaland’s “Give It To Me”, where he rhymes, “I get a half a mil’ for my beats/you get a couple gra-a-and” - lyrics aimed at his new rival Scott Storch? Well, the shit is true. I got word from inside sources close to the world famous recording studio, The Hit Factory, that Scotty’s beats go for cheap these days (in rap star terms anyway). Apparently, a Storch beat used to be worth close to $150,000, but now he sells his work with a massive deduction of $143,000. That means he’s only making 7 grand per record now!

Sorry, I can’t give you a reason for the mean price-cut, but hey, don’t feel sorry for the guy! He still makes enough money to pay his rent and live off of Ritz crackers and Alpo. He’ll be alright.